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    Liverpool Fan (me) Meets A ArseChelsea Fan

    So we had some people tour our data center at work. I have a Liverpool picture in my cube (it's got 5 nice shiney stars incorporated into it). Here's the conversation I had with some guy...

    Douche Bag: Oh man your a Liverpool fan

    Me: Don't come in here spouting ****e if your a United fan

    Douche Bag: Nah I used to be an Arsenal fan but they started to win everything so I like Chelsea now

    Me: Are you having a laugh?

    Douche Bag: What do you mean?

    Me: Nothing....how can you not support Liverpool?

    Douche Bag: Well I support all London teams.

    Me: Excuse me I have to make an important phone call. Take care now....

    He left and all I could do is just nod my head to myself. Thank god all Americans are not like that
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    #2
    "well I support all London teams"

    You should search him out again and start randomly giving him grief about Charlton getting relegated, the state of Crystal Palace, and so forth..
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    Therefore I lied to please the mob.
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    Mine angry and defrauded young?

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      #3
      Originally posted by Radar View Post
      So we had some people tour our data center at work. I have a Liverpool picture in my cube (it's got 5 nice shiney stars incorporated into it). Here's the conversation I had with some guy...

      Douche Bag: Oh man your a Liverpool fan

      Me: Don't come in here spouting ****e if your a United fan

      Douche Bag: Nah I used to be an Arsenal fan but they started to win everything so I like Chelsea now

      Me: Are you having a laugh?

      Douche Bag: What do you mean?

      Me: Nothing....how can you not support Liverpool?

      Douche Bag: Well I support all London teams.

      Me: Excuse me I have to make an important phone call. Take care now....

      He left and all I could do is just nod my head to myself. Thank god all Americans are not like that

      El Niño

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        #4
        a bit mean
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          #5
          Originally posted by Radar View Post
          So we had some people tour our data center at work. I have a Liverpool picture in my cube (it's got 5 nice shiney stars incorporated into it). Here's the conversation I had with some guy...

          Douche Bag: Oh man your a Liverpool fan

          Me: Don't come in here spouting ****e if your a United fan

          Douche Bag: Nah I used to be an Arsenal fan but they started to win everything so I like Chelsea now

          Me: Are you having a laugh?

          Douche Bag: What do you mean?

          Me: Nothing....how can you not support Liverpool?

          Douche Bag: Well I support all London teams.

          Me: Excuse me I have to make an important phone call. Take care now....

          He left and all I could do is just nod my head to myself. Thank god all Americans are not like that
          You certainly applied the correct terminology - douche bag.
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            #6
            What a complete cock head

            I support all London teams, he will prob start supporting the scum after they won the title, the prick
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              #7
              Haha, it reminds me of the football fan on The Fast Show.
              Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                #8
                I'm dissapointed in you mucky
                why did you not slap the **** out of him, at work or not
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                  Haha, it reminds me of the football fan on The Fast Show.


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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Radar View Post
                    So we had some people tour our data center at work. I have a Liverpool picture in my cube (it's got 5 nice shiney stars incorporated into it). Here's the conversation I had with some guy...

                    Douche Bag: Oh man your a Liverpool fan

                    Me: Don't come in here spouting ****e if your a United fan

                    Douche Bag: Nah I used to be an Arsenal fan but they started to win everything so I like Chelsea now

                    Me: Are you having a laugh?

                    Douche Bag: What do you mean?

                    Me: Nothing....how can you not support Liverpool?

                    Douche Bag: Well I support all London teams.

                    Me: Excuse me I have to make an important phone call. Take care now....

                    He left and all I could do is just nod my head to myself. Thank god all Americans are not like that
                    "Douche bag"
                    like the chav's havent won **** all recently:whatever:


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                      #11
                      i hate people like him
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                        #12
                        At least he wasn't a SCUM fan or a bitter. Credit where it's due
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Red Chilli View Post
                          At least he wasn't a SCUM fan or a bitter. Credit where it's due
                          Probably was once
                          El Niño

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                            #14
                            Your cube?
                            I live with Steptoe.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Mumsafan View Post
                              Your cube?
                              Not everyone works from home.

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