Aaaaarrrrgggghhh!!

[JRG]

A tot of Whisky, two teaspoons of sugar, another tot of whisky and twice the amount of boiling water. ****ing sorted - guaranteed (ish).

[captainfog]

Have a lemsip and MAN UP!!!!

Much better to curl up on the sofa under a blanket and take a few days off work sick

[JRG]

And a spliff usually helps

[Shaggy]

It's not like you can have a sickie tomrrow 'cause every ****er in your work will KNOW that you are at it.

I know, it's a ****ing joke. The worst of it is I initially booked the whole week off but, when the grim reality of not being able to get to Athens hit home, I cancelled the Monday and Tuesday so I've been in today and I'm due in tomorrow. If I ring in it's gonna look pretty ****ty.

[Johnny]

Against Man Flu?

Man flu????? I`ve never had it!!!Get a job on a building site!!!!




Joking,Man in power!!!!!

Grovel smiley needed

[Shaggy]

A tot of Whisky, two teaspoons of sugar, another tot of whisky and twice the amount of boiling water. ****ing sorted - guaranteed (ish).

No whisky in the house - the wife and I can't stand it.

Early night though I reckon...I wanna be in bed for 10.

[Eth]

I won't be able to sleep tomorrow night - Def working from home on Wednesday

[AnfieldForever]

Man flu????? I`ve never had it!!!Get a job on a building site!!!!




Joking,Man in power!!!!!

Grovel smiley needed

Bah! It's too cold during the winter... Give me a broken computer any day of the week!

[Jayesh87]

Relax, we'll score every 5 minutes

[Johnny]

Much better to curl up on the sofa under a blanket and take a few days off work sick

You big girls blouse,the only way to fight a flu is to go out in the elements and blow it out of your system,our ancestors didn`t have sofa`s or blankets and they all lived to 55.Man up pussy

[captainfog]

I know, it's a ****ing joke. The worst of it is I initially booked the whole week off but, when the grim reality of not being able to get to Athens hit home, I cancelled the Monday and Tuesday so I've been in today and I'm due in tomorrow. If I ring in it's gonna look pretty ****ty.

That's right Shaggy, keep laying it on thick, at this rate the 'internet wierdos' might even suggest you stay at home that way removing the awkwardness of telling them you don't want to yourself

[Johnny]

No whisky in the house - the wife and I can't stand it.

Early night though I reckon...I wanna be in bed for 10.

Altogether now------"Grandad we love you,Grandad we do............."

[captainfog]

You big girls blouse,the only way to fight a flu is to go out in the elements and blow it out of your system,our ancestors didn`t have sofa`s or blankets and they all lived to 55.Man up pussy

I would rather be a big girls blouse and have legitimateish excuse to stay away from work than 'Man UP' and bravely battle into the office

[Shaggy]

That's right Shaggy, keep laying it on thick, at this rate the 'internet wierdos' might even suggest you stay at home that way removing the awkwardness of telling them you don't want to yourself

There'll only be about six internet weirdos anyway.

[disco]

Wow, this thread's kicked off since I last looked