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    #31
    im lacking all my usual social airs and graces and really couldnt give a ****, feel generally ****ed off even though i realise its a learning curve, good summer ahead and all that.
    Its just such a huge opportunity wasted as milan were so ****ing ****. ah well, back to work, roll on 5.30.
    RAFA

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      #32
      Originally posted by Bob View Post
      Welcome to the site mate, chin up and all that.

      Ps. PM any 24 spoilers to Kaip - he loves all that kinda ****, and can't be arsed watching it to find out the ending.
      bad bastid

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        #33
        I feel like the woman of my dreams has just been stolen from under my nose by a slimy little Italian on a moped and she willingly hopped on the backseat for a takey. Just as they sped off on his chicken chaser, he slid his hand onto her arse and groped one of her tits. She just threw her head back and laughed. Later on that evening her body was defiled by pizza stained hands and ruined by cheap red wine.

        Other than that I'm fine and looking forward to silly season and a new permiership.
        up your bum

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          #34
          I am over it, I had prepared myself in the build up for a defeat and a win as contradictory as that may sound. We have plenty to be positive about in the seasons ahead, this is only the start of a new era.
          Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
          'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

          "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

          * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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            #35
            Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
            I feel like the woman of my dreams has just been stolen from under my nose by a slimy little Italian on a moped and she willingly hopped on the backseat for a takey. Just as they sped off on his chicken chaser, he slid his hand onto her arse and groped one of her tits. She just threw her head back and laughed. Later on that evening her body was defiled by pizza stained hands and ruined by cheap red wine.

            Other than that I'm fine and looking forward to silly season and a new permiership.
            Why not call him a wop and be done with the euphemistic metaphors?
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
              Why not call him a wop and be done with the euphemistic metaphors?


              Got you.

              I meant slimy in the untrustworthy sense. i.e. Gattuso.

              Plenty of the Italians I know do not conform to the usual wop stereotype.
              up your bum

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                #37
                OK.

                I really don't mind being "got" if that's what's happened. It just seemed unnecessary even though I realised it was done for comic effect.
                .
                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                May the Lord bless this post.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                  OK.

                  I really don't mind being "got" if that's what's happened. It just seemed unnecessary even though I realised it was done for comic effect.
                  I was hovering between Italian lothario and slimy, and chose the latter because I didn't want to have to explain the former to Fredo. Although when I picture Gattuso and Inzaghi in my head I could give them a good metaphysical kicking.
                  up your bum

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                    #39
                    The irony is when i think of the archetypal 'slimy italian' i think of...




                    mamma mia
                    ...
                    Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by Bob View Post
                      The irony is when i think of the archetypal 'slimy italian' i think of...




                      mamma mia
                      Me or the young lady?
                      up your bum

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by kendoddsdadsdogsdead View Post
                        Me or the young lady?
                        The tubby one obv.
                        ...
                        Don't take life too seriously or you'll never get out alive.

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                          #42
                          im ****ing knackered.

                          The game was on at 4am.

                          We stayed up all night...playing poker and darts.

                          Went to uni at 9am....went home at 12.

                          had a couple of hours kip......got up at 4.

                          had some Nutri-grain...iron man food.

                          went and played a game of indoor.....i was ****ed, but i couldnt let me team mates down.

                          just got home.....and i have an assignment to do...it got to be in by 10am tomorrow.

                          As Mudhoney said "Im flat out ****ed"
                          "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

                          "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by Bob View Post
                            The tubby one obv.
                            I bet you wouldn't say that to her face, you know how touchy women are about their weight.
                            up your bum

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                              #44
                              Did you give her 1?

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                                #45
                                Originally posted by Eth View Post
                                Did you give her 1?
                                Nah, she wandered off with an ex-Hollyoaks actor who happened to be in town that evening. So compared to my tubby, slimy Italian looks, he was a distinct winner.

                                I also think I bored her sensless talking about inorganic phosphates, which is what she did for her dissertation.

                                I did pull on the last night though, but I'm claiming Eth immunity on not posting her pic.
                                up your bum

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