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    #31
    Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
    I've just asked my son why he, born in 1990, has not yet been signed for Liverpool. He had no good answer.

    Honestly, he's wasted his life.
    Thats the ideal way to boost his self worth

    I remember at school there was this lad in my year that was a few years older than us. He was pretty thick and kept having to re-sit the year. I remember he used to get called Michael Owen to tkae the piss because he was the same age as him, but he was by far the worst footballer I have ever seen. Its amazing what these lads achieve by the age of 19, 20. Makes me feel old and useless

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      #32
      Anyone know if this lad and the two Hungarians are going to the First Team, Reserves or Youths?

      Youths would suggest that they are for 4yrs+ time, Reserves 2-3 years and First team 1-2 years

      Signing these players is Great. They will all be homegrown for European purposes
      "For whom He did foreknow, He also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of His Son"

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        #33
        Thanks for the translation bud

        The future looks good
        24Carra Gold
        Carra Carra Carra

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          #34
          Originally posted by SouthAfricaRed View Post
          Anyone know if this lad and the two Hungarians are going to the First Team, Reserves or Youths?

          Youths would suggest that they are for 4yrs+ time, Reserves 2-3 years and First team 1-2 years

          Signing these players is Great. They will all be homegrown for European purposes
          Seeing as this kid is15 I think its safe to assume he'll be in with the youths. The other two are 17 and 18 so guess youth/reserve.

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            #35
            Originally posted by pablo1981 View Post
            Thats the ideal way to boost his self worth

            I remember at school there was this lad in my year that was a few years older than us. He was pretty thick and kept having to re-sit the year. I remember he used to get called Michael Owen to tkae the piss because he was the same age as him, but he was by far the worst footballer I have ever seen. Its amazing what these lads achieve by the age of 19, 20. Makes me feel old and useless
            You're quite right.

            By the way, it was only a joke - of course I didn't ask him that and I haven't mentioned anything about it. I say this because I do not wish to mislead people into thinking I don't measure up to their own exacting standards as a parent in which case I could have my children taken off me, or be imprisoned or just killed.

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            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
              You're quite right.

              By the way, it was only a joke - of course I didn't ask him that and I haven't mentioned anything about it. I say this because I do not wish to mislead people into thinking I don't measure up to their own exacting standards as a parent in which case I could have my children taken off me, or be imprisoned or just killed.


              The latter I hope, im not paying for you to have your own laptop so you can log on here from in prison!

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                #37
                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                You're quite right.

                By the way, it was only a joke - of course I didn't ask him that and I haven't mentioned anything about it. I say this because I do not wish to mislead people into thinking I don't measure up to their own exacting standards as a parent in which case I could have my children taken off me, or be imprisoned or just killed.

                "Divorced father spends all his spare time surfing dubious NSFW forums ignoring his adolescent son staggering around the streets of London in drunken state covered with vomit.

                You know, next college party it might all be true and the rags could put a spin on it....and WHAM!!! you are in the nick.

                Don't say I didn't warn you.
                --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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                  #38
                  Am I in a time warp? How can one that is born in 1990 be only 15??

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by tomasjj View Post
                    "Divorced father spends all his spare time surfing dubious NSFW forums ignoring his adolescent son staggering around the streets of London in drunken state covered with vomit.

                    You know, next college party it might all be true and the rags could put a spin on it....and WHAM!!! you are in the nick.

                    Don't say I didn't warn you.
                    Luckily my son and I don't live in London and I don't subscribe to the NSFW forum otherwise people might think you were talking about me.

                    On second thoughts, were you actually talking about Tony Blair and Euan?
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                    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                    May the Lord bless this post.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by loki View Post
                      Am I in a time warp? How can one that is born in 1990 be only 15??
                      Yes, you are. It's the only explanation.
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                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                      May the Lord bless this post.

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                        Luckily my son and I don't live in London and I don't subscribe to the NSFW forum otherwise people might think you were talking about me.

                        On second thoughts, were you actually talking about Tony Blair and Euan?


                        No, Prince Charles and William.
                        --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by tomasjj View Post


                          No, Prince Charles and William.


                          Private Eye had a good story this week reporting how Prince Harry has not been allowed to go to Agincourt. "Once more unto the bar, dear friends, once more."
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                          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                          May the Lord bless this post.

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                            #43
                            Originally posted by SouthAfricaRed View Post
                            Anyone know if this lad and the two Hungarians are going to the First Team, Reserves or Youths?

                            Youths would suggest that they are for 4yrs+ time, Reserves 2-3 years and First team 1-2 years

                            Signing these players is Great. They will all be homegrown for European purposes
                            My guess and it's only a guess is that they'll be both youth and reserve, i'm thinking along the lines of Adjerevic
                            Thomas Hicks Senior

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