Little stories about players.......

[Chrono]

My favourite (most likely bull****) was the story about Carragher and Hamman flushing Diouf's head in the toilet after he was checking out their pieces in the loo.

[Fowler_God]

My totally none football related story is that Stan Boardmans Mum split my head open when i was a kid. She threw a house brick over the wall when i was playing with my mates by her house.

[Chrono]

My totally none football related story is that Stan Boardmans Mum split my head open when i was a kid. She threw a house brick over the wall when i was playing with my mates by her house.

That'll teach you not to play by a wall...

[bogsdollocks]

The best one of recent times is Carra's brother shagging Terry's Mar!

God old BONK - good lad.

[PTP]

i always found the daft Mcateer stories funny, like when ordering a pizza he was asked if he wanted it cut into 6 or 8 slices and he said "6 i don't think i could manage 8" - there is another oner that was supposed to be mcateer as well tho i have heard the same story about other players, when filling in a form for something like a credit card or something it said Company and Position and he put Liverpool Football Club and Right Back

[bogsdollocks]

Not related to us but funny anyway.....about David Batty when he played for Leeds. My mates girlfriend at the time was best mates with batty's bird and she spilled the beans why he was out of action for a long period of time (can't remember the season0. Anyway we were all in 'Stumps' in Leeds when she started going on about batty's feet. She said he had complained that his feet were to soft and always getting blistered. He was told by a physio that he should soak them in surgical spirit which supposedly toughens the skin. batty tried this for a week and then complained that his feet were in bits and he couldn't possibly train. When the physio questioned him about what he was doing he said he had followed his instructions to the letter but this was the result. The physio asked him to bring in the stuff and it turned out the daft **** was soaking his feet in WHITE spirit. And we thought Macateer was thick..........

[PTP]

haha ****ing white spirit, that would rip your feet to bits.

[Rich]

...like treading on shattered safety glass?

[PTP]

ah, well technically speaking............................

[Revo]

i was havin a piss in newzbar and david moyes come in and started having a piss in the stall next to me, i leaned over towards him in mid stream and said kinnell youve got a small willie havent yeh

[kendoddsdadsdogsdead]

My totally none football related story is that Stan Boardmans Mum split my head open when i was a kid. She threw a house brick over the wall when i was playing with my mates by her house.

I used to put Stan Boardman's greenhouse windows through by chucking stones from my mum's best mate's back garden. If we were lucky he would come running out or even better, his daughter!

[FatTony]

A bit tired of transfer rumours?

Just thought about the time when it was rumoured that henchoz shagged sami's missus,or Carra not wearing short sleeved shirts because of an everton tatoo.

Or some of the great stories about shankly?

Come on you knowledgeable,witty scousers,care to share some of these stories?

Always seems to make the time go a bit quicker these little stories.

One of the women in my local chippy used to watch all the games with her old man, he took her round europe too. Anyway, they were travelling back from one european night, I can't recall where or what date it was, but they ended up getting a train back from Paddington. It was chocca with fellow reds making the long journey home.

Shankley appeared, for some reason he ended up taking the same train himself. As one of the fans gave up his seat for the main man, word spread that he was onboard and before you know it everyone tried to cram into this carriage. The train fell silent as Shankley talked about LFC. Talked and talked and talked. Nobody spoke, except for the occassional question, but the great one realed off his football stories for the entire journey.

Wouldn't happen these days of course, the young uns would end up plugging their ipods in and pulling their hoodies over their heads...

[poorscousertommy]

The train fell silent as Shankley talked about LFC. Talked and talked and talked. Nobody spoke, except for the occassional question, but the great one realed off his football stories for the entire journey.

Wouldn't you have loved to have been on that train!

[ForeverRed]

Wasn't there a story about Danny Murphy and Owen's missus or Owen n Murphys missus?

[ILLNEVERWALKALONE]

John Terrys Mum

Had a bit with John Carragher..Jamies brother