First pre-season match only 26 days away

[Morph]

51 days till the start of the season
71 days till the window closes

This lack of footy is really doing my head in, needs to start up again before I have a breakdown

[Eth]

Have a wank and relax or go fishing

[Morph]

Have a wank and relax or go fishing

seriously whats so good about fishing, think i'd rather pluck my pubes than sit next to river dangling a thread in some water

[Bari]

Have a wank and relax or go fishing

Relaxing and havinga wank on the same level as fishing