Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso
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I remember making one up in Kraptalk three years ago to the same tune with the chorus being "Y Rafa Benitez" but that was ****e too...
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How about something to the tune of Go West
Torres
He's the number one
Torres
Better than anyone
Torres
Came all the way from Spain
Torres
And he don't mind the rain
Torres
He's so f*****g quick
Torres
He makes the blues feel sick
Torres
He scores lots of goals
Torres
something that rhymes with goals...
Something to work on?Never knowingly optimisticComment
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Maybe if you change most of the words, set it to a different tune and perhaps use a different player?Originally posted by Bryncoch View Post
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To the phenomenal tune of "Black Beauty"
Voroniiiiiiiiin
He comes from the Ukraine
Voroniiiiiiiin
He's gonna win the game
For Li-i-i-verpool, for Li-i-i-verpool, for Li-i-i-verpooool.
Originally posted by Gordon Brown
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Very harsh, I quite liked it, especially the bit about the rain.Originally posted by rushscored4 View PostMaybe if you change most of the words, set it to a different tune and perhaps use a different player?
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Green with envy, Iain?Originally posted by rushscored4 View PostMaybe if you change most of the words, set it to a different tune and perhaps use a different player?
--== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--Comment
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For when we play West Ham and are four nil up...
(To the tune of dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me)
Dont you wish you hadnt bought bellamy
Dont you wish you hadnt bought lucas neill
Dont ya..... Dont ya.....Fernando Torres
I dont just love him, I'm IN love with himComment
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I like it
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Originally posted by Jazzmaster View Post
Im only on here for silly season
the rest of the time im too stressed
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Plus...Originally posted by Jazzmaster View Post
Don't you wish you hadn't sold Benayoun
Don't you wish you hadn't sacked Pardew
Dont ya..... Dont ya.....
There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.Comment
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To the tune of Baggy Trousers by Madness...
Nando Torres
Nando Torres
Nando Torres
Nah Nah Nah NahNever knowingly optimisticComment
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PlusOriginally posted by rushscored4 View PostPlus...
Don't you wish you hadn't sold Benayoun
Don't you wish you hadn't sacked Pardew
Dont ya..... Dont ya.....
Don't ya wish you hadn't lost the FA Cup
Don't forget you were only 2-0 up
Don't ya....Don't yaThomas Hicks SeniorComment
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He Plays on the left
He plas on the rigggggggggggghhhhht
Oh Ryan Babel
Ajax forum say hes ****e.Comment
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Originally posted by Abro100 View Post quality!
Best one so far for TorresOriginally posted by Bryncoch View Post
I keep on thinking of one based on the procalaimers song:
And he will score 500 goals
And he will score 500 more
Just to be the man who scored
1000 goals for mighty liverpool
Nando Torres!
Nando Torres!
Nando Torres!
Nando Torres!
La la la la la la la la la la-la
Taxi?It's easy to distract fat people. It's a piece of cake.Comment
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Form an orderly queue, fellas...
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