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    From bbc 606 absolutely brilliant

    1. Paul is 78 yards away from the referee at Old Trafford and Gary is 65 yards away. If Paul can run at 21mph and Gary can run at 16mph, who will be sticking their vein-bulging forehead into the hapless whistler's face first?

    2. If one minute of time is taken up in a game for substitutions and one minute for injuries, how much injury time will be added on by the referee if Man Utd are losing at home?

    3. Ryan is a Welshman. Express, as a percentage, the number of
    internationals he has missed on a Wednesday evening compared to the miraculous recoveries he made for the following Saturday.

    4. Manchester United are one of the giants of world club football. How many more European Cup Finals have they appeared in than Steaua Bucharest?
    (For one extra mark; How many more than Reims?)

    4a. How many more times have Manchester United won the European Cup than Nottingham Forest?

    5. Alex has won it 1 time, Bob has won it 3. Alex has one, Bob does not. What am talking about? Explain your answer (because nobody else can).

    6. You are the referee at Old Trafford. How near to a visiting defender does a tumbling Christiano Ronaldo have to be to earn a penalty if he goes down in the box? (Note: Round your answers down to the nearest 20 yards.)

    6a. Probability. Express the statistical probability of visitors to Old Trafford being awarded a penalty. Compare this with the probability of opponents of Manchester United being awarded a penalty home or away, and then discuss if a penalty awarded to Manchester United would be awarded to their opponents in identical circumstances.

    7. Mark "The Red" lives in Guildford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Silence every other weekend, including limited edition matchday programme, a few drinks and prawn sandwiches all round? How much could he save per week.

    Discuss.... and answer when possible....

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    Comedy Gold.

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        So true too

        We come not to play.

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          #5
          Originally posted by molonyg View Post
          7. Mark "The Red" lives in Guildford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Silence every other weekend, including limited edition matchday programme, a few drinks and prawn sandwiches all round? How much could he save per week.

          Discuss.... and answer when possible....
          this bit will apply to us even more when we get the new ground sorted
          gerardo bruna fanclub member no. 1

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            #6
            Originally posted by Ataturk View Post
            this bit will apply to us even more when we get the new ground sorted
            There will never be a silent Kop !! YNWA

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              #7
              Originally posted by molonyg View Post
              There will never be a silent Kop !! YNWA
              hmmmm...

              its dead most premier league home games.

              derby day, mancs, chavs and europe is a different story tho mate
              gerardo bruna fanclub member no. 1

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                #8
                Originally posted by Ataturk View Post
                hmmmm...

                its dead most premier league home games.

                derby day, mancs, chavs and europe is a different story tho mate
                Well thats what we can do to help our team. People want to know what they can do to help.

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                  #9
                  Sheer brilliance!!!
                  Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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                    #10
                    Good Stuff!!

                    "The Liverpool offer arrived and I told the club to listen to that offer as that is the team I wanted to play for" - El Nino 03/07/07



                    JFT96

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                      #11
                      5. Alex has won it 1 time, Bob has won it 3. Alex has one, Bob does not. What am talking about? Explain your answer (because nobody else can).
                      Another MASSIVE game

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Ataturk View Post
                        this bit will apply to us even more when we get the new ground sorted

                        This site proves it already does apply!!
                        There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by molonyg View Post
                          7. Mark "The Red" lives in Guildford. How much does it cost for him and his two sons to travel to the Theatre of Silence every other weekend, including limited edition matchday programme, a few drinks and prawn sandwiches all round? How much could he save per week.
                          Oi, I live in Guildford!!!

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by leviathan1984 View Post
                            Oi, I live in Guildford!!!
                            Sorry to hear that Mark.
                            Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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                              #15
                              Why don't they print 'hymn' sheets and have the chant numbers on the scoreboard. Then everyone can sing from the same hymnsheet

                              Ay thank you.

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