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According to DJS my name is Trig, so i can confirm that I was at the wedding with Uncle Albert and No, Stevie G did not smile, Pancake was there and was all over the bride, Stevie G had two shandys and was forcing himself onto Colleeeeeeen, and Ashley and Jermaine were seen touching each others bums.
Oh, and Rafa and the Mrs was there too. She was making a right tit out of herself dancing on the tables giving Parry his own personal lap dance and showing off her "Cheap £4.99 watch from Wilkinsons" she said Rafa bought her after the Final. She thanked Parry and told him because of his useful dealings in the 06 transfer window she had to settle with a "£4.99 watch and not the usual £9.99 one of the man in the market, no?"
Who needs Hello magazine hey? Saved you all a quid so you can donate half of it to www.Montsera****chfund.com.
That's my new book. 'Shut the **** Up, by Dr. Denis Leary'. Patients come in. 'Doctor I-' Shut the **** up! NEXT!! 'Doctor, I've got this-' SHUT THE **** UP!! NEXT! 'He made me feel so much better. He just told me to shut the **** up. Nobody ever told me that before!'
Denis Leary - 1992
Formally known as Carras_boot on ****talk.
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