Hahaha, that reminded me of a bluenose mate of mine, he had a signed Everton FA Cup final top from '84 I think it was.
Anyway the dozy ******* left it in his wardrobe with all his other clothes. One day his bird grabs 'this dirty grass stained top with writing on it' to do the painting in the spare bedroom.
As if it wasn't bad enough that she got paint all over it, she then put it in the wash and said "I don't know what yer cryin about, it's ****in spotlessly clean now".
They split up soon after.
Anyway the dozy ******* left it in his wardrobe with all his other clothes. One day his bird grabs 'this dirty grass stained top with writing on it' to do the painting in the spare bedroom.
As if it wasn't bad enough that she got paint all over it, she then put it in the wash and said "I don't know what yer cryin about, it's ****in spotlessly clean now".
They split up soon after.




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