Torres rejected the Scum

[El Jefecito]

Meanwhile, the 65-year-old (Fergie) tripped over his zimmer frame and therefore missedout on Fernando Torres, who swapped Atletico Madrid for Merseyside in £20m move this summer.

"Torres is better than anything I have, he's brave enough and he'll run the channels for them, which he did well in Madrid.

"He's good in the air and has got a physique. He's quicker than you think.

Yawn, fergie. GO back to sleep.