Torres song

[Fubar]

I cant remember reading if any songs had been thought up for the new signings and as i am having a slow morning in work, i thought i would give it a go. i welcome all comments on it as it is only for a laugh.

Anyway, to the age old classic tune of yellow submarine.....

"its the town,
that he calls home,
Swap Madrid for Liverpool
Tell Fergie where to go,
take your place on your scouse throne

We all know that Nando can score goals
He'll score until we've won
He'll help smash everton

We all know that Nando will score goals
He'll score against the scum
he'll have the chavs on the run


as i said, i was just messing round coming up with something for him.

could someone post if there is an actual song for him

[cadmium]

that's very good mate

[Shaggy]

Doesn't exactly flow, does it?

[Liverta 78]

that's very good mate

He was taking the piss...right? please say it's a joke.

[Fubar]

Doesn't exactly flow, does it?

depends if you can hold a tune in your head mate