'Torrid time for Torres'

[Neil Young]

Collymore it a **** of the highest order and mentally unstable was this piece written before or after he hit a women Alle???.........allegedly

He must of gone down to the Early Learing centre and asked one of the kids to write it

I don't suppose he actually wrote it, did he? Usually with these kinds of columns it's just some hack asking questions then writing up the answers to make it as sensationalist as possible.

[thesilverfoxlfc]

I don't suppose he actually wrote it, did he? Usually with these kinds of columns it's just some hack asking questions then writing up the answers to make it as sensationalist as possible.

He's very bitter man, and and notr the fizziest drink in the fridge

[Neil Young]

He's very bitter man, and and notr the fizziest drink in the fridge

Yes, well you don't want your bitter to be too fizzy, do you? Sparkling at most.

[carheex]

This is from Collymore's piece in the Mirror. He's clearly still a moron of the highest calibre...

Torrid time for Torres
13/08/2007
More Stan Collymore
My Heart went out to Liverpool's £23m striker Fernando Torres when he didn't score on Saturday.

There's a lot of promise in his partnership with Dirk Kuyt, but his scoring record at Atletico Madrid was not great. The last time Liverpool had a 20-goal-a-season man was in the two seasons I played with Robbie Fowler.

So unless Rafa Benitez plans to play Torres in 80 or 90 per cent of the games with an established strike partner, I can see him struggling.

I don't see the problem:

A) his partnership does look promising
B) his scoring record at madrid wasn't great
C) re: 20 goals a season, Torres will struggle to get 20 unless he plays in 80-90% of the games.

What exactly has SVC said wrong??

[rushscored4]

He's very bitter man, and and not the fizziest drink in the fridge

Who? Neil Young?

Yes, well you don't want your bitter to be too fizzy, do you? Sparkling at most.

I don't see the problem:

A) his partnership does look promising
B) his scoring record at madrid wasn't great
C) re: 20 goals a season, Torres will struggle to get 20 unless he plays in 80-90% of the games.

What exactly has SVC said wrong??

"Well, Ulrika threw the first punch..."

[anfieldanfield]

to be fair Ulrika was not his wife

He is a bitter, woman beating, good for nothing EX footballer who doesn't know his arse from his mouth.

Anyone who's anyone has smacked Ulrika Johnson.

[Parm]

Apparently, Rebecca Loos has added Jordan to her list with David Beckham

urgh, grim