Alan Hansen

[anfieldanfield]

What the **** has happened to the left hand side of his face ?!



Fat lip, scatched neck, a chipped tooth and a bruised face. He has been beaten ****less by someone.

[Lee]

Aaaah, I thought I saw a split lip on him yesterday - didn't notice the rest though

[anfieldanfield]

They have tried to cover it up with makeup, but it still looks ****ing horrible.

[CharlieMansonsSquint]

Yep.

Car accident?

Or was his face always like that and we just didn't notice it before?

[Joe King]

I thought he forgot to wipe his chocolate cake off his mouth

[kurtangle01]

I noticed that. He's definitely got something wrong wih him.

[Joe King]

Burning ****ing candle....romantic or what?

[kurtangle01]

They just said that he burned his face with a candle.

[sonsofthedesert]

Burning ****ing candle....romantic or what?

Or Kinky?

[Joe King]

Or Kinky?

Yup! A wee bit of S&M with candles?

[kurtangle01]

Burning ****ing candle....romantic or what?

[anfieldanfield]

No way was that a ****ing candle.

His ****ing teeth are in pieces!!!!

[Red_hot]

Maybe his wife knocks him about?

[thesilverfoxlfc]

he was probably playing a 5 a side tourney in the BBC agaisnt the dirty fooker Shearer and got an elbow...............


.............or he just wants the Tevez face look

[Shaggy]

Anyone got any pics? I watched MOTD but was so drunk and stoned that I didn't even notice.