Worst Replica Shirt Ever

[alunevans]

Let's face it, wearing a replica shirt over the age of about 14 isn't on.

Some are bad, some are very, very bad. Plenty of 'I 8 Mancs' kicking about. The worst I've ever seen was last season, fully grown man, mid 40's with 'Crouchinho' on his back.

Can anyone beat that ?

i saw PIECHNIK on someone's back some years ago. surely nothing could be so deranged.

[Shaggy]

i saw PIECHNIK on someone's back some years ago. surely nothing could be so deranged.

I love seeing the most inexplicable names on the back of people's shirts. There's just no reason for it other than "for a laugh". I mean...Piechnik??! WTF

I saw one or two Diomede's but the worst I ever saw was a huge fat bloke who had FERRI on the back of his.

Why?!?!

[smither]

I know what Jamo means. Replica shirts are very slightly naff, and very, very uncomfortable to wear. Polyester innit? Summat like that. Horrible anyway, especially when it's warm.

HOWEVER...

I also agree with the lads who say you should wear it with pride. I've got a row of about 10 home kits from the down years in my wardrobe. Seldom worn, but still...

I become mildly obsessed with wearing mine when I go on holiday. I remember being on the beach a couple of years ago, and some bloke (who looked a right dickhead), sunbathing near us with his missus, got off his sunlounger, pulled on his foul Man United shirt and pottered off. I knew he'd be back soon, so I jumped up at once.

"What are you doing?", said the missus.

"Just popping back to the apartment..."

"Why?"

"Doesn't matter. I'll be ten minutes."

Ten minutes later I come marching proudly back onto the beach with my LFC home shirt on, much to the wife's despair.

"Is that just because of that bloke with the Man U top on?"

"Yup. He can ****ing eat ****. Manc."

i saw PIECHNIK on someone's back some years ago. surely nothing could be so deranged.

when i was a kid i actually CHOSE to have kvarme on my back. thought he was good for the first few games.....

[Pacman]

I love seeing the most inexplicable names on the back of people's shirts. There's just no reason for it other than "for a laugh". I mean...Piechnik??! WTF

I saw one or two Diomede's but the worst I ever saw was a huge fat bloke who had FERRI on the back of his.

Why?!?!

I saw some fat long haired gay with Von Bargen on the back of his shirt once. He was a right mincer.

[Maestro]

I saw one or two Diomede's but the worst I ever saw was a huge fat bloke who had FERRI on the back of his.

Why?!?!

So when he's on the boat to Seacombe, his mates can point and sing

"Ferri, cross the Mersey..."

[KK07]

"What are you doing?", said the missus.

"Just popping back to the apartment..."

"Why?"

"Doesn't matter. I'll be ten minutes."

Ten minutes later I come marching proudly back onto the beach with my LFC home shirt on, much to the wife's despair.

"Is that just because of that bloke with the Man U top on?"

"Yup. He can ****ing eat ****. Manc."

FLMAO!!

I do find it sad when I go abroad and find myself surrounded by football shirt wearing English meatheads.

I find it embarassing actually.

I now avoid such resorts.

Me too.

This HAS to be the winner for me....here's a photo of my Toon mate (aged 28) and his son (aged 4):

FLMAO

Personally I favour retro shirts

Me too Polo lad,my 1984 European cup final jersey being my favorite.
Funny thing though,I don't remember Man U being in the final that year!!

I saw some fat long haired gay with Von Bargen on the back of his shirt once. He was a right mincer.

So when he's on the boat to Seacombe, his mates can point and sing

"Ferri, cross the Mersey..."

Step away from the jokes and nobody will get hurt.

[Neil Young]

This HAS to be the winner for me....here's a photo of my Toon mate (aged 28) and his son (aged 4):

Which is which?

[Rich]

I'd only wear a current replic shirt if I was playing footy and I wear my retro top when I visit Anfield, other than that, it's a total no-no personally.

[Lee]

Sort of agree. When I was a nipper and played footy 24/7 I used to live in my 'James 1', 'Fowler 23' and 'Berger 15' shirts.

I won't mention my Reidle, Stensgaard & McAteer ones

But now it's strictly matchdays, round the house or if one's nearby and I'm heading to the shops quick.

[Shaggy]

Stensgaard! :

[bobbyfallon]

It's not a replica shirt if it has your name on it. It's like a game of 'let's pretend I play for Liverpool', which is worse.

like kewell for example

[Dhav]

I saw some guy with Medjani on his home shirt at Anfield once

[johnp]

I saw some guy with Medjani on his home shirt at Anfield once

Maybe it was Medjani?

[Kenneth]

like kewell for example

[Lee]

Stensgaard! :

Yeah, then things you do when you're like 11 years old. I remember reading the old LFC monthly mag, and hearing that he 'was the new Schmeiciel'... thought Yup, James 1 on the GK home shirt, and Stensgaard 13 on the away one

Cost a ****in fortune too at £1.50 a letter and £4.50 per number!!