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    Best Attack in the World

    Lifted this from YNWA. Heard at yesterdays game. Scouse humour at its best.

    Weve got the best attack in the world
    Weve got Fernando and Kuyt-y
    and big Peter Crouchy
    and the bloke out of Status Quo-o-oooo

    The Crushing Machine MKII

    #2
    Originally posted by SpeedyG View Post
    Lifted this from YNWA. Heard at yesterdays game. Scouse humour at its best.

    Weve got the best attack in the world
    Weve got Fernando and Kuyt-y
    and big Peter Crouchy
    and the bloke out of Status Quo-o-oooo

    nice one.
    Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
    'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

    "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

    * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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      #3
      To what tune?
      RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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        #4
        Same one as "the best midfield in the world"

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          #5
          RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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            #6
            Originally posted by SpeedyG View Post
            Lifted this from YNWA. Heard at yesterdays game. Scouse humour at its best.

            Weve got the best attack in the world
            Weve got Fernando and Kuyt-y
            and big Peter Crouchy
            and the bloke out of Status Quo-o-oooo

            Absolute class

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              #7
              Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
              Sarah Sarah Sarah OMG

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                #8
                Originally posted by redblood View Post
                Sarah Sarah Sarah OMG
                Get a room
                You can agree with me, or you can be wrong.

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                  #9
                  We got the best defense in the world
                  We got Carra and Agger
                  and Arbeloooooa
                  and the bloke with a broken nose.
                  Just believe and you never know what will happen.

                  According to Benitez it's important not simply to go out to win but to go out prepared to win, which means players have to put in the same level of work on a daily basis. Anything else is unacceptable.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Kilteragh View Post
                    Get a room
                    We will just don't want to let Chris know

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
                      To what tune?
                      FLMAO, have you bleached yer hair

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                        #12
                        a bit crap


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                          #13
                          Ha Ha Ha

                          I like it.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Red_hot View Post

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                              #15
                              great scouse wit
                              #1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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