How did each player celebrate on Sat Night?

[Gazzla]

Jose Mourinho on the other hand got so pissed off he decided to try a new hairstyle, he apparently liked it.

Didn't he look a complete ****!!

[cadmium]

And washing his hands every five minutes.

Sami Hyypia went down the arcades in Southport and tried to outdance a computer.

Good Partridge reference!

[Joe King]

Didn't he look a complete ****!!

He doesn't need the hairstyle to look like a complete ****!

[Shaggy]

Charles Itandje celebrated by watching the Blade trilogy over and over and over again. He got ID'd at Blockbuster and got away with flashing his fake South African passport.

[disco]

Crouch celebrated by moaning to any journalist that would listen that he doesn't know when he's going to play.

Alonso went to Melwood and hit balls at the crossbar from the halfway line. He hit 46 out of 50.

Agger spent the evening masturbating to gay porn.

[Jazzmaster]

Barry Kewell celebrated by getting up off his arse and tearing his groin putting him out of action for a further 8 years

[Pacman]

Crouch celebrated by moaning to any journalist that would listen that he doesn't know when he's going to play.

Alonso went to Melwood and hit balls at the crossbar from the halfway line. He hit 46 out of 50.

I spent the evening masturbating to gay porn.

[Jazzmaster]

Hypia celebrated by headbutting a tree

[disco]

I spent an evening on a tractor driving back to Wurzelland

[Joe King]

Gillett got a new set of teeth

[cadmium]

Riise went home and totted up his restraining orders, 674 at the last count.

[RedJedi]

Carra went to the Royal Court to watch a play, true story.

I was stood next to him in the bar afterwards but he didnt let on, i think he was embarrased as he made a show of him self last time he met me

[disco]

:cough: NAMEDROPPER :cough:

[Shaggy]

Carra went to the Royal Court to watch a play, true story.

I was stood next to him in the bar afterwards but he didnt let on, i think he was embarrased as he made a show of him self last time he met me

What play was it?

I'm pleasantly surprised that Carra is into theatre, and I'm even more surprised that you are

[Joe King]

That one with Daniel Radcliffe