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Originally posted by cobain View PostWho's hand is on Torres' head?
Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hingeComment
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Ian Cotton called the National press office and said "we won"Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
Those that killed her, were following the law.Comment
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Pennant went to a karaoke bar and drunk 32 bottles bud light, smoked 20 Lambert and Butler and sung Lionel Richie songs all night.
On the way out of said karaoke bar, he whipped out his willy and did his world renowned windmill impression for an unsuspecting pretty young barmaid. Startled and slightly in awe of his uncannily accurate impression she let him continue and resisted the urge to call the police.
Once he had finished twirling his bits round and round in a frantic yet coquettish fashion he leant forward, patty the pretty young barmaid on the fanny and whispered awooga in her ear.
FACT
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Reina rode his high powered bike away from Anfield maintaining the perfect line home, this whilst fisting away all the footballs kicked at him by lads playing heads and volleys in Liverpool's many streets and grassy areas. His destination was a pool club he part owns with an eastern european gentleman. Whilst Jacek the Pole took centre stage, setting in motion a cleverly devised donino/pool trick devised and set up by the fastidious Reina; the goalkeeper extrordinaire insisted that "the entertainer" played in the background and he and some mates sang We've got the best midfield in the world, we've got Xabi Alonso, Momo Sissoko, Gerrard and Mascherano oooooo etc whilst imbibing copious measures of San Miguel.
The video below shows most of the action, though you'll have to take my word for the singing and drinking.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhX1bqXO_3AComment
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The Mascho monster went round to Tevez's house and phucked Carlos's missus up her fudge hole while drinking carling black label
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Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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Or was that just and Duncan Oldham wet dream?Originally posted by Morten_nogamst_Pedersen View PostI thought that was something for Pennant.....?
...with the cellphone on vibrator mode
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Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View PostWhilst at the same time posing absolutely no threat to any of the ladies in the house.
If you've lost your faith in love and music the end won't be longComment
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Mascherano made some mash potatoesComment
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It seems unlikely that any joke that needs to be explained by Rocket is all that funny.Originally posted by Ben Tover View Post"The man who never alters his opinion is like standing water, and breeds reptiles of the mind."
-- William BlakeComment
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Originally posted by Gordon Brown
(1995)Comment
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