How did each player celebrate on Sat Night?

[loco_law]

On the bus trip home Derby manager Billy Davies rang his local dominatrix and told her there'd be no need for him to show tonight as he'd already been beaten into submission.

[loco_law]

Stephen Bywater went home and played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and still had no chance of anything hitting him.

[loco_law]

Rafa went home, viewed some videotape, made notes, calculated the stats, and after 16 hours of crunching numbers and drawing graphs he was able to show his wife that he believed he'd found a way to please her in bed.

[Jazzmaster]

Voronin celebrated by walking down Slater street and brought 8 women to climax simply by looking at them

[Flight]

Xabi scored with some bird on the Albert Dock, from 60 yards away.

[Parm]

Whilst at the same time posing absolutely no threat to any of the ladies in the house.

Dunno what Pennant did during the night itself, but on the way home he wrapped someone else's car around a tree at 200mph. Of course, when the rozzers turned up and asked him his name, he said "Ryan Babel, officer!".

Paco was probably on the side of the road thumbing for a lift with sad music playing in the background a la David Banner...

[machiavelli]

Torres spent the evening playing lead harmonica for his christian rock out "El Nino!"

[red g]

Vrononin celebrated by taking his sons to planet hollywood .....

[machiavelli]

Mascherano celebrated by starting the beginings of latin american gang culture on his nearest street corner

[RedReet]

Xabi hunted down Carheex, beat the **** out of him and asked, ''did you see that for a performance?''

[RoadEnd]

Benayoun sacked his agent

[sonsofthedesert]

Xabi hunted down Carheex, beat the **** out of him and asked, ''did you see that for a performance?''