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    Could do with a little help . . .

    Got a little ditty in honour of Ronaldo's excellent performance *ahem* 'playing away', but it needs a last line.

    Any takers?

    To the tune of our 'Best Midfield In The World' song (aka The Entertainer)

    Cristiano Ronaldo
    Has to pay to have sex with a ho
    An-der-son had a go,
    Then Na-ni had a blow
    . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

    Suggestions on a postcard please?
    Kaka = Hitler

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    #2
    ....WE'VE GOT THE GREATEST MIDFIELD IN THE WOOOOORRRRRLD!!
    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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      #3
      everybody knows, Rafa loves Mascherano

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        #4
        How bout this... To the tune of The Farmers in the den

        Ronaldo is a 'cu*t
        He has to pay for 'cu*t
        Eeeo iaddio
        Ronaldo is a 'cu*t
        Fernando Torres

        I dont just love him, I'm IN love with him

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          #5
          Whats that nic nac paddy wack song they sing?

          I'd love to parody that

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            #6
            Originally posted by singlerider View Post
            Got a little ditty in honour of Ronaldo's excellent performance *ahem* 'playing away', but it needs a last line.

            Any takers?

            To the tune of our 'Best Midfield In The World' song (aka The Entertainer)

            Cristiano Ronaldo
            Has to pay to have sex with a ho
            An-der-son had a go,
            Then Na-ni had a blow
            But none was as good as the crow
            We come not to play.

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              #7
              Originally posted by singlerider View Post
              Got a little ditty in honour of Ronaldo's excellent performance *ahem* 'playing away', but it needs a last line.

              Any takers?

              To the tune of our 'Best Midfield In The World' song (aka The Entertainer)

              Cristiano Ronaldo
              Has to pay to have sex with a ho
              An-der-son had a go,
              Then Na-ni had a blow
              . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

              Suggestions on a postcard please?


              Cristiano Ronaldo
              Has to pay to have sex with a ho
              An-der-son had a go,
              Then Na-ni got a blow
              she was under 60 so Rooney said No o ooo oo
              I know its little, but thats David Banner. Just wait untill you see the Incredible Hulk

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                #8
                Originally posted by RedJedi View Post
                Cristiano Ronaldo
                Has to pay to have sex with a ho
                An-der-son had a go,
                Then Na-ni got a blow
                she was under 60 so Rooney said No o ooo oo
                Like it
                Bring Back Rafa Cakes

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by RedJedi View Post
                  Cristiano Ronaldo
                  Has to pay to have sex with a ho
                  An-der-son had a go,
                  Then Na-ni got a blow
                  she was under 60 so Rooney said No o ooo oo
                  We have a Winner

                  "For whom He did foreknow, He also did predestinate to be conformed to the image of His Son"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                    ....WE'VE GOT THE GREATEST MIDFIELD IN THE WOOOOORRRRRLD!!
                    I thought I heard the Scum singing a song to that tune against Sunderland???

                    Have they always had one or are they copying us again?
                    # Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9 #

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                      #11
                      I thought the same. They were singing something to the the tune of 'greatest midfield in the world'. They better not be ripping us off again!!!!

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by RedJedi View Post
                        Cristiano Ronaldo
                        Has to pay to have sex with a ho
                        An-der-son had a go,
                        Then Na-ni got a blow
                        she was under 60 so Rooney said No o ooo oo
                        flmao....awesome dude
                        RAFA

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by RedJedi View Post
                          Cristiano Ronaldo
                          Has to pay to have sex with a ho
                          An-der-son had a go,
                          Then Na-ni got a blow
                          But Shrek who likes grannies said No o ooo oo
                          GENIUS!!!

                          Thanks

                          x
                          Kaka = Hitler

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                            #14
                            I think we need to start a campaign to get this sung when the scum visit Anfield. especially the bit about Shrek and Grannies! Class!

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jazzmaster View Post
                              How bout this... To the tune of The Farmers in the den

                              Ronaldo is a 'cu*t
                              He has to pay for 'cu*t
                              Eeeo iaddio
                              Ronaldo is a 'cu*t
                              insspirational stuff
                              Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                              'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                              "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                              * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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