...walking on water.
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is it the joke? if it is then:
owen fowler and neville in a boat stranded fowler says he is going to walk on water to get to land and does so. Owen then says the same and also makes dry land. Neville tries it, one step, sinks and drowns. Owen turns to Fowler and says "should we have told him about the stepping stones?", Fowler looks puzzled and replies "what stepping stones?" -
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'Football is a simple game based on the giving and taking of passes, of controlling the ball and of making yourself available to receive a pass. It is terribly simple.'
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Originally posted by nbryan1764 View Post
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same joke was in Grobelaars autobiography, cept minus the owen, fowler and neville obviouslyComment
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FLMAO! Never heard that before!
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brilliant
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that would be strange. Then it would read:Originally posted by Dave Benson Phillips View Post
and in a boat stranded says he is going to walk on water to get to land and does so. then says the same and also makes dry land. tries it, one step, sinks and drowns. turns to and says "should we have told him about the stepping stones?", looks puzzled and replies "what stepping stones?
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Originally posted by nbryan1764 View Postthat would be strange. Then it would read:
and in a boat stranded says he is going to walk on water to get to land and does so. then says the same and also makes dry land. tries it, one step, sinks and drowns. turns to and says "should we have told him about the stepping stones?", looks puzzled and replies "what stepping stones?
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Originally posted by Dave Benson Phillips View Post
I heard this joke in the Seventies... it was Brian Clough playing the part of God in those days.. I think. It was so long ago...
Maybe Shanks? It might have been Clough who sank and Shanks who said "what stepping stones?". That works better.Comment
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Originally posted by Helios Creed View Post
It took longer for you to explain the joke that you can't remember. Try and keep those thoughts to yourself and we'll all think a lot better of you.
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