David Bloody Nugent

[The Erectile Banana]

Morrison is some gimp.

I get the feeling if any of Pompey's ****e strikers score against us it will be Benjani.

[dww]

I get the feeling if any of Pompey's ****e strikers score against us it will be Benjani.

I think Benjani, Kanu and Utaka all look good players but none of them are what you would call clinical. All seem like second strikers to me - I imagine they hoped that Nugent would provide the complement to them. No luck there though.

[Joe King]

Morrison is some gimp.

I get the feeling if any of Pompey's ****e strikers score against us it will be Benjani.

He's already got two for them this season, not bad

David Hirst, Luis Boa Morte, Carlos Bocanegra

[The Erectile Banana]

I think Benjani, Kanu and Utaka all look good players but none of them are what you would call clinical. All seem like second strikers to me - I imagine they hoped that Nugent would provide the complement to them. No luck there though.

Kanu and Utaka are both good players but I really don't rate Benjani.

Sure he has scored a couple of goals this season but he usually can't hit a cows arse with a full symphony orchestra.

He's still better than The Nuge though, although that's not saying much.



Alan Smith, Kevin Campbell, Danny Cadamarteri.

[Joe King]

Kanu and Utaka are both good players but I really don't rate Benjani.

Sure he has scored a couple of goals this season but he usually can't hit a cows arse with a full symphony orchestra.

He's still better than The Nuge though, although that's not saying much.



Alan Smith, Kevin Campbell, Danny Cadamarteri.

James Beattie, Gavin McCann, Michael Proctor, Kevin Phillips, Paul Merson, John Hartson

[Ben_Itez]

Kevin ****ing Lisbie!! Hat trick too!

Think it was the last time he scored in the Prem

[Parm]

Kevin ****ing Lisbie!! Hat trick too!

Think it was the last time he scored in the Prem

[Parm]

Parm is Markys bitch

but you're my bitch

[dww]

Kanu and Utaka are both good players but I really don't rate Benjani.

Sure he has scored a couple of goals this season but he usually can't hit a cows arse with a full symphony orchestra.

He can't finish for toffee but his general contribution, movement and passing always seems fairly good to me.

[checkpoint]

Stephane Guivarch

Remember him?

[Parm]

Stephane Guivarch

Remember him?

[Imy]

They bought him after he did well at one of the tourney's for France.

Ged made the same mistake with Diao and Diouf

[Parm]

They bought him after he did well at one of the tourney's for France.

Ged made the same mistake with Diao and Diouf

France even passed on Anelka to take Guivarch to the 98 world cup!! and played Guivarch in the final ahead of Henry and Trez!! and they won the damn thing!

[dww]

but you're my bitch

I tell you what, if you can catch me you can have me

[Gazzla]

I remember when Peter Ndlovu scored a hattrick against us for Coventry and he turned out to be real dog****