Chant for Benayoun

[Jazzmaster]

To the tune of Fly me to the moon

We've got Benayoun
and hes a god among our stars
let him show you how to score
against Arsenal or Spurs

Bit dodgy isnt it

i dunno, quite like that actually

[Dan]

i dunno, quite like that actually

[cobain]

To the tune of "T Mousse - Horny"

"You're ugly, so very, very ugly,
so ugly, you're very, very ugly.
You're ugly, so very, very ugly,
so ugly, you're very, very ugly tonight"

[paulcooper4]

Since he scored a wonder goal last night, I think he needs his own chant.

I have come up with this to the tune of Button Moon..

Yossi Benayoun
[Can't think of another tune] - suggestions for this line would be appreciated.
Benayoun...Benayoun..

This is my first go at inventing a chant by the way!

scratching my head, cant think of anything to rhyme

[Red_hot]

scratching my head, cant think of anything to rhyme

[zimbo]

To the tune of 'The Whole Of The Moon' by The Waterboys:

"We once had Garcia
Then sold him in a flash,
In need of replacements
Time to flash the cash.

There's someone who's been at West Ham a few years,
Could do with a haircut quite soon,
He's no oil painting,
Step forward Yossi Benayoun....."



Yes, I know.

[Dan]

To the tune of 'The Whole Of The Moon' by The Waterboys:

"We once had Garcia
Then sold him in a flash,
In need of replacements
Time to flash the cash.

There's someone who's been at West Ham a few years,
Could do with a haircut quite soon,
He's no oil painting,
Step forward Yossi Benayoun....."



Yes, I know.

Doesnt even rhyme

[zimbo]

Doesnt even rhyme

It's all about the meter, dearie.

[Red_hot]

Far to many lines to remember!

Mine is better!

[Dan]

A bit of advice to anyone who has a great chant. Dont post it here, Sarah will just say hers is better giving you very low self esteem and possible suicidal feelings.

Well, Im off to the bridge to **** myself off

[carheex]

How about the benny hill feem toon! benny hill....benny youn....?

no? ok, i'll get me coat.


But if Yossi's career goes tits up, he could always follow his twin brother in to the pest eradication business.....!

[Red_hot]

A bit of advice to anyone who has a great chant. Dont post it here, Sarah will just say hers is better giving you very low self esteem and possible suicidal feelings.

Well, Im off to the bridge to **** myself off

I'm open to suggestions obviously but so far I've not seen any that come close to my chant to the Button Moon theme song!

[Red_hot]

But if Yossi's career goes tits up, he could always follow his twin brother in to the pest eradication business.....!

[cobain]

How about the benny hill feem toon! benny hill....benny youn....?

no? ok, i'll get me coat.


But if Yossi's career goes tits up, he could always follow his twin brother in to the pest eradication business.....!

[carheex]

What does the theme tune to "Jossie's Giants" go like? should be easily adaptable to "Yossi's Giants"??