Chant for Benayoun

[DeeGame]

Got 2 versions here:

Yossi Benayoun
Red Hot is a goon
Benayoun...Benayoun

or...

Yossi Benayoun
Red Hot is a closet toon
Benayoun...Benayoun

[Craig_H]

Girl i refuse, you must have me confused for some other guy,
Bridges were burnt, now it's your turn...to cry,
Cry me a river
Cry me a river
Cry me a river
Cry me a river

[Craig_H]

Got 2 versions here:

Yossi Benayoun
Red Hot is a goon
Benayoun...Benayoun

or...

Yossi Benayoun
Red Hot is a closet toon
Benayoun...Benayoun

[Dan]

Yossi Benayoun
Red Hot eats chocolate with a spoon
Benayoun...Benayoun

[DeeGame]

Is that chocolate popcorn? because i have a friend who loves that

[Dan]

Is that chocolate popcorn? because i have a friend who loves that

[desertscouser]

I couldn't be arsed going through the whole thread and reading all the retarded responses so apologies if this has already been posted

Remember Ronny Rosenthal's tune?

Yossi oh Yossi Yossi
Oh Yossi Yossi
Oh Yossi Benayoun Hey!

Superb

[Red_hot]

Are you all having fun??

[Dan]

Yessi

[DeeGame]

Are you all having fun??

Are you?

[Craig_H]

Yessi

[Maestro]

What about this lyrical masterpiece to the tune of Blue moon (ideally sung by Alan Partridge)

Bena-youn,
We want you to score a goal
Get your foot on the ball
And put it into the goal

[Dan]

To the tune of Fly me to the moon

We've got Benayoun
and hes a god among our stars
let him show you how to score
against Arsenal or Spurs

[Pacman]

To the tune of Fly me to the moon

We've got Benayoun
and hes a god among our stars
let him show you how to score
against Arsenal or Spurs

****e

[zimbo]

To the tune of 'Walking On The Moon':

"Not as tall as Charlie Drake,
Yossi Benayoun,
I hope his legs don't break,
Yossi Benayoun.

Found the net v Reading,
Yossi Benayoun,
I remain unconvinced by his heading,
Yossi Ben, Yossi Benayoun."