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    #91
    To the tune of Fly me to the moon

    We've got Benayoun
    and hes a god among our stars
    let him show you how to score
    against Arsenal or Spurs
    Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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      #92
      Originally posted by superdan View Post
      To the tune of Fly me to the moon

      We've got Benayoun
      and hes a god among our stars
      let him show you how to score
      against Arsenal or Spurs
      FLMAO!!

      Yeah much better the second time.


      And creativity level is high as well, Arsenal and Spurs? Why not put Toon?

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        #93
        Originally posted by Seal Clubber View Post
        FLMAO!!

        Yeah much better the third time.


        And creativity level is high as well, Arsenal and Spurs? Why not put Toon?

        Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it

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          #94
          Originally posted by Seal Clubber View Post
          FLMAO!!

          Yeah much better the second time.


          And creativity level is high as well, Arsenal and Spurs? Why not put Toon?

          Do you know how the song goes then? Toon wouldnt fit in with mars and spurs was the closest I could think of

          For the 4th time......
          To the tune of Fly me to the moon

          We've got Benayoun
          and hes a god among our stars
          let him show you how to score
          against Arsenal or Spurs
          Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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            #95
            (Coldplay - Yellow)

            God bless the stars
            For Yossi Benayoun
            And all the things he'll do
            God bless the stars for Yossi......

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              #96
              Ok, i'll help you a little then. Fly me to the moon was it?

              We've got Benayoun
              And he's a Golem among our stars
              Let him show show you how to shoot
              And put palestinian behind bars

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                #97
                Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
                Since he scored a wonder goal last night, I think he needs his own chant.

                I have come up with this to the tune of Button Moon..

                Yossi Benayoun
                [Can't think of another tune] - suggestions for this line would be appreciated.
                Benayoun...Benayoun..

                This is my first go at inventing a chant by the way!
                Stop while you give head,I mean while you're ahead.

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                  #98
                  To the tune of Copacabana

                  His name is Yossi he's a showman,

                  With hacidic curls in his hair and shorts that go do to there,

                  He would nutmeg and play the through ball.

                  And while he tried to be a star, he always clipped the bar

                  Accross a crowded floor he would feign and score.

                  He was young and had Lucas Leiva

                  Who could ask for more !!!!

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                    #99
                    Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
                    Since he scored a wonder goal last night, I think he needs his own chant.

                    I have come up with this to the tune of Button Moon..

                    Yossi Benayoun
                    He's followed Mr Spoon.
                    Benayoun...Benayoun..

                    This is my first go at inventing a chant by the way!
                    Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                    (1995)
                    "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                      One, two, 1-2-3-4...

                      Yossi Benayoun
                      His face looks like something out of a Ralph Steadman cartoon
                      Benayoun...Benayoun..


                      Thank you very much.

                      No, I don't know the tune from 'Button Moon'.
                      .
                      Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                      May the Lord bless this post.

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                        Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                        One, two, 1-2-3-4...

                        Yossi Benayoun
                        His face looks like something out of a Ralph Steadman cartoon
                        Benayoun...Benayoun..


                        Thank you very much.

                        No, I don't know the tune from 'Button Moon'.
                        Obviously

                        There's no way that lot would fit int second line.
                        Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                        (1995)
                        "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                          Originally posted by 215liverpool View Post
                          To the tune of Copacabana

                          His name is Yossi he's a showman,

                          With hacidic curls in his hair and shorts that go do to there,

                          He would nutmeg and play the through ball.

                          And while he tried to be a star, he always clipped the bar

                          Accross a crowded floor he would feign and score.

                          He was young and had Lucas Leiva

                          Who could ask for more !!!!

                          Hey what do you think of my song ? It took me a whole 5 mins to think this up. I at least want some abuse for it

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                            Originally posted by Red Chilli View Post
                            Obviously

                            There's no way that lot would fit int second line.
                            I thought so. My initial effort was:

                            One, two, 1-2-3-4...

                            Yossi Benayoun
                            There are some conspiracy theorists who think it was all filmed in a studio in Area 51 and that the Americans never actually did land a man on the moon
                            Benayoun...Benayoun..


                            Thank you very much.
                            .
                            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                            May the Lord bless this post.

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                              Originally posted by 215liverpool View Post
                              Hey what do you think of my song ? It took me a whole 5 mins to think this up. I at least want some abuse for it
                              I thought it was quite camp.
                              .
                              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                              May the Lord bless this post.

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                                Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
                                I thought it was quite camp.
                                Shall I put some swear words in it.

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