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    Originally posted by 215liverpool View Post
    Shall I put some swear words in it.
    That would just make it swearily camp. In other words, like paulcooper4.
    .
    Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



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      Originally posted by Neil Young View Post
      That would just make it swearily camp. In other words, like paulcooper4.

      I make up a tune using Copacobana. Everyone else is using Button Moon.

      Is Button Moon suppose to be more manly in comparison ?

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        To the tune of "Bad Moon Rising" by Credance sumthing revival.....

        I see an ugly guy arriving,

        I see a great big mono brow,

        I see a floppy messy hair do,

        And a face like the arse of a cow,



        Don't go out tonight,

        The Israily is a fright,

        Youssi Benayoun looks like ****e.






        CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP DALGLISH!

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          Originally posted by 215liverpool View Post
          I make up a tune using Copacobana. Everyone else is using Button Moon.

          Is Button Moon suppose to be more manly in comparison ?
          Than 'Copacabana' by Barry Manilow?

          Do you have to ask?
          .
          Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



          May the Lord bless this post.

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            Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
            Since he scored a wonder goal last night, I think he needs his own chant.

            I have come up with this to the tune of Button Moon..

            Yossi Benayoun
            [Can't think of another tune] - suggestions for this line would be appreciated.
            Benayoun...Benayoun..

            This is my first go at inventing a chant by the way!

            Button moon, you are showing your age luv....
            08-09 Dirk monitor

            5 goals (target 15)

            3 assists also........

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              To the tune of Fly me to the moon

              We've got Benayoun
              and hes a god among our stars
              let him show you how to score
              against Arsenal or Spurs
              Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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                Oh Yossi, Yossi
                Yossi, Yossi, Yossi - Yossi Benayoun

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                  Originally posted by zimbo View Post
                  To the tune of 'Walking On The Moon':

                  "Not as tall as Charlie Drake,
                  Yossi Benayoun,
                  I hope his legs don't break,
                  Yossi Benayoun.

                  Found the net v Reading,
                  Yossi Benayoun,
                  I remain unconvinced by his heading,
                  Yossi Ben, Yossi Benayoun."
                  Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                    Originally posted by fatistuta View Post
                    To the tune of "Bad Moon Rising" by Credance sumthing revival.....

                    I see an ugly guy arriving,

                    I see a great big mono brow,

                    I see a floppy messy hair do,

                    And a face like the arse of a cow,



                    Don't go out tonight,

                    The Israily is a fright,

                    Youssi Benayoun looks like ****e.







                    That's class!!
                    RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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                      To the tune of daddy kool:

                      Bennnny benny yoon
                      whata goal benayoon
                      Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
                      Those that killed her, were following the law.

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                        Originally posted by kev776 View Post
                        To the tune of daddy kool:

                        Bennnny benny yoon
                        whata goal benayoon
                        Already got that for Harry Kewell though.
                        RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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                          To the tune of 'She Loves You' by the Beatles

                          We love you Ben-a-youn
                          We love you Ben-a-youn
                          and with a face like that
                          you know you should be glaad
                          Sack swinging like Dub-D40 on a door hinge

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                            Originally posted by wiwma View Post
                            To the tune of 'She Loves You' by the Beatles

                            We love you Ben-a-youn
                            We love you Ben-a-youn
                            and with a face like that
                            you know you should be glaad
                            RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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                              Originally posted by wiwma View Post
                              To the tune of 'She Loves You' by the Beatles

                              We love you Ben-a-youn
                              We love you Ben-a-youn
                              and with a face like that
                              you know you should be glaad

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                                Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Yossi, Yossi
                                Yosssiii Benayouuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn
                                He comes and Goes, He Comes and Goooowwwoooooowwsss

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