Get on blue Kipper. . .

[REDSCOUSER]

"If you support Everton you got no common sense"

[Iceman]

They truly are delusional arnt they?

[Maestro]

Hilarious stuff....it will make it all the more enjoyable when we stuff 'em again.

[Parm]

Dont honestly know which EFC forum its from just received it from another red

##just laughable. I know everyone lik,es to think their club is special and their players are top but to say "AJ" is the 3rd best striker in the league....

[PTP]

what planet are these deluded ****s from? As someone else said, I've kept quiet all week, ignore all the usual ****e from them, but if/when we stuff these *******s I'm going to rip the little ****s to death.

just to but this in perspective, lets turn the tables and see who from there squad will get into ours

Reina - Howard - HAHAHA

Finann - Hibert - HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

JC - Yobo - HAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAA

Hyppia - Weir - er.......haahahahahahah

Agger - Lescott - hahahahahahaah

You get the picture.

Their best three players imo are Arteta, AJ and prob Beattie
Arteta would probably get in our squad over Zenden, so basically 4th choice centre mid

AJ/Bellamy - tough call, both similar players
Beattie/Kuyt - if Dirk can settle in no contest.

[Redlife]

Reina is not as good as Howard

Liverpool may have had better squads in the past but this year, it's a fact that they are NOT better than us.

Have to agree. Cahill's better than Stevie G, Carsley's better than Momo (apologies, but in the words of Charlie Brooker, I almost pissed my balls inside out laughing as I typed that one...), Zinedine Kilbane's better than Kewell, Gonzalez, and Pennant combined....

Reina, No, Howard is at least his equal at present but will quickly surpass him.

Is that Tim Howard? The one who didn't cut it at the Scum?

....Alonso's ok but on a par with Arterta.

I love this one. Never tire of it. Have they seen Xabi play?

Kuyt,Bellamy,Drogba,Shevchenko,Saha,Rooney,Henry,V an Persie

only shevchenko and henry are better than AJ out of that line up, and im serious!

Aye, that Rooney's ****e. I don't know how they managed to fob him off on anyone. And as a newcomer to the league and someone who'll play far fewer games, I'll stick my neck out and back Kuyt still to outscore Andrew 'the striker formerly known as 'Andy'' Johnson.

[TheStig]

Thats quite mild compared to this

From an Everton forum.


carragher one of the best defenders around? around where - the vauxhall conference. he is slow, average in the air, and suffers massive lapses in concentration where he is often caught out of position.

By Suits you


Riise, Alonso, Gerrard, they are great players and would be worthy of a place in our Everton squad I think, but no-one else. Reina is not as good as Howard, his fluffs and mistakes are constant - and he didn't even compare to Nigel Martyn. I would rather have Yobo & Lescott anyday over Carragher & Hyppia or Agger, I say that with absolutely no doubt in my mind. Osman or Pennant? Easily Osman. Arteta or any of their midfield (except Gerrard)? easily Arteta, too!

By Royal Blue Jersey



Liverpool may have had better squads in the past but this year, it's a fact that they are NOT better than us.

If you think that they are, you must also think that Portsmouth are better than us, Bolton are better than us, and Newcastle are better than us.

No rationale whatsoever in your claim.

By TX Bill



I'm all for reallism, I agree our squad isnt as good as Chelski's or the red mancs but I honestly believe that our squad is to the same level of Arsenal and the ****e.

By Micknick



There's very few of those RS players I'd have in a Blue Shirt. Bellamy, Crouch - Crap. Kuyt?, a prospect, not a proven goalscorer in the prem, AJ has a year in the prem under his belt and aquitted himself well.

Gerrard?, yes he possibly might make the reserves (I can't bring myself to give him anymore credit). But excuse me? wasn't he gonna win the world cup for us??, don't believe all the hype.

Reina, No, Howard is at least his equal at present but will quickly surpass him.

Their back four, No thanks, can't defend set pieces...

....Alonso's ok but on a par with Arterta.

That other geezer, the thumb sucking infant can shove it up his arse - Osman all day long.

By 4everblue



Kuyt,Bellamy,Drogba,Shevchenko,Saha,Rooney,Henry,V an Persie

only shevchenko and henry are better than AJ out of that line up, and im serious!

By Rob Japan

[Laz]

The best thing about Tim Howard was that song about him.

"Timmy Tourette is in the net, **** off! **** off! **** Off!"

[CharlieMansonsSquint]

Thats quite mild compared to this

From an Everton forum.


carragher one of the best defenders around? around where - the vauxhall conference. he is slow, average in the air, and suffers massive lapses in concentration where he is often caught out of position.

By Suits you


Riise, Alonso, Gerrard, they are great players and would be worthy of a place in our Everton squad I think, but no-one else. Reina is not as good as Howard, his fluffs and mistakes are constant - and he didn't even compare to Nigel Martyn. I would rather have Yobo & Lescott anyday over Carragher & Hyppia or Agger, I say that with absolutely no doubt in my mind. Osman or Pennant? Easily Osman. Arteta or any of their midfield (except Gerrard)? easily Arteta, too!

By Royal Blue Jersey



Liverpool may have had better squads in the past but this year, it's a fact that they are NOT better than us.

If you think that they are, you must also think that Portsmouth are better than us, Bolton are better than us, and Newcastle are better than us.

No rationale whatsoever in your claim.

By TX Bill



I'm all for reallism, I agree our squad isnt as good as Chelski's or the red mancs but I honestly believe that our squad is to the same level of Arsenal and the ****e.

By Micknick



There's very few of those RS players I'd have in a Blue Shirt. Bellamy, Crouch - Crap. Kuyt?, a prospect, not a proven goalscorer in the prem, AJ has a year in the prem under his belt and aquitted himself well.

Gerrard?, yes he possibly might make the reserves (I can't bring myself to give him anymore credit). But excuse me? wasn't he gonna win the world cup for us??, don't believe all the hype.

Reina, No, Howard is at least his equal at present but will quickly surpass him.

Their back four, No thanks, can't defend set pieces...

....Alonso's ok but on a par with Arterta.

That other geezer, the thumb sucking infant can shove it up his arse - Osman all day long.

By 4everblue



Kuyt,Bellamy,Drogba,Shevchenko,Saha,Rooney,Henry,V an Persie

only shevchenko and henry are better than AJ out of that line up, and im serious!

By Rob Japan

They win a couple of games and it's delusions of grandeur. Sad.

Oh did I forget? FLMAO at you sad bitter cu nts.

[CharlieMansonsSquint]

By the way Redlife Kilbane's moved to Wigan. So our chances of winning have improved 10 fold. Not.

[carrsim]

funniest post in ages

[Redlife]

By the way Redlife Kilbane's moved to Wigan. So our chances of winning have improved 10 fold. Not.

Ha ha, that one slipped under my radar. He was the only Bitter Blue winger I could think of apart from poor Van Der Meyde who 'had his drink spiked'.

[Mattshark]

Ha ha, that one slipped under my radar. He was the only Bitter Blue winger I could think of apart from poor Van Der Meyde who 'had his drink spiked'.

not bad for an alcoholic, impressive since his drug test should he had no drugs cept massive quantities of alcohol in him.

[Sconniee]

Have a look at other parts of their site.

On the home page is... vote for which player you would like to play for Everton now i.e. name your all time greats. They have chosen Brett Angell....

This is a comedy genius site .... Brett Angell ... HAHAHAHA

And 6 people have voted for him. HAHAHAHA (OK I was one)

And they are bloody inaccurate, or cannot count. We have 4 points from 3 games?? I think not.

[desertscouser]

I'm not just saying this because they're Everton fans, but bluekipper is home to the biggest collection of retards anywhere on the web. I've been a member for a couple of years now