Take a Penalty in Front of The Kop

[Tee]

I would crack the penalty into the roof of the net and dive into the Kop end (probably land head first on the concrete apron mind as all the fans get out of the way!!!)

[Kilteragh]

Just spotted Marky's new title.

[peterstannard]

I'd fooking bury er, no two ways about it.
I've been a brilliant penalty taker since i was cub.
Always confident when hitting a pen me.

You could celebrate by tearing your top off to reveal a t-shirt with SORRY on. Just make sure the match is on TV and being shown in the pub.

[mersey86]

You could celebrate by tearing your top off to reveal a t-shirt with SORRY on. Just make sure the match is on TV and being shown in the pub.

Snorted my coffee out at that one.

[carheex]

I'd score it.

I'd fake an injury and get a 2 match ban....

[RoadEnd]

The last time I saw this I think some tit from Holloaks was in goal.

All the same, would be pretty cool.

That would be an excellent days work

Score a penno at Kop end and then into the showers with a tit (hopefully a pair) from Hollyoaks

[bobbyfallon]

id rather if it was scoring headers from crosses with peter crouch defending,

not as if he would have much else to do that day is it??? home to the gooners, take the day off big man.....

oh ye, and id beat him in the air 100 from 100, quite easy really, cross comes in peter jumps, you wait til he lands, then jump for effective timing purposes head it in, easy !!

[glynner]

You could celebrate by tearing your top off to reveal a t-shirt with SORRY on. Just make sure the match is on TV and being shown in the pub.

flmao

he still wouldn't get in, though

[Shaggy]

id rather if it was scoring headers from crosses with peter crouch defending,

not as if he would have much else to do that day is it??? home to the gooners, take the day off big man.....

oh ye, and id beat him in the air 100 from 100, quite easy really, cross comes in peter jumps, you wait til he lands, then jump for effective timing purposes head it in, easy !!

The irony of it all. You might remember Crouch scored a perfect hat-trick against Arsenal last season, including a fantastic header.

[Kaip]

"It's Shaggy from Salford...and his favourite player is Gary Neville...."

*legs it*

[Jennings]

I'd fake an injury and get a 2 match ban....

[tommyg]

Paolo DiCanio chip into the goals for sure

[Morph]

I'd fooking bury er, no two ways about it.
I've been a brilliant penalty taker since i was cub.
Always confident when hitting a pen me.

any chance of you typing more coherently in future