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    Steven Gerrard - Hang your head
    Written by Si on Sunday 21 October 2007 - 01:28:45
    Liverpool's Steven Gerrard will be praised tonight for saving his team's blushes and inspiring them to a vital three points away at Goodison Park. He will be commended for his surging run which ended with a penalty decision in his favour, and the way he spoke to referee Mark Clattenburg to ensure Tony Hibbert was sent off will be ignored.

    He will be labelled as Liverpool's hero. His substitution will be questioned, and the fact that he can never be bothered for England when it matters will be completely forgotten by the red-top newspapers and the rose-tinted TV pundits.

    In reality, he should hang his head in shame for his utterly dispicable performance of "simulation" and gamesmanship. A player who is often held up as a model professional for children to follow today brought the game to it's knees faster than he slumped to them himself to "win" a penalty.





    With his Liverpool side trailling 1-0 and looking anything but convincing, Gerrard used all of his cunning and guile to fool Mark Clattenburg into giving him a penalty, before then protesting at the referee to send fellow Huyton-born star Tony Hibbert.

    Gerrard raced towards Everton's penalty area after the ineffective Ukranian Vorodin somehow smuggled a ball through the Everton defence unchallenged.

    Tony Hibbert matched his run stride for stride, forcing the boyhood Everton fan to the left side of the Everton box as they both charged at pace.



    As they ran, Gerrard reached back and gave Hibbert's shirt a pull - to which Hibbert responded in kind - out of the eyes of the referee who was directly behind the runners.

    Then, as Gerrard saw the penalty area loom close and as the ball ran even further to the left, he through out his right foot and tumbled to the floor, taking Hibbert with him.

    Gerrard performed his usual dramatic slide with his arms outstretched from his sides that we see when he feels his dive should earn his opponent a punishment, and Clattenburg was sold. Penalty kick.

    Clattenburg, clearly feeling the ball had escaped Gerrard's control, or at least been pushed too wide to be classed as a goalscoring position had the player stayed on his feet, grasped his yellow card.

    Gerrard had other ideas though, and marched towards the referee with his arms outstretched and palms faced upwards - we've seen this before too, when he feels the referee might possibly make the irrational judgement of sticking to his original ruling. Words were exchanged, and Clattenburg replaced his yellow card to his pocket, and proceeded to send Tony Hibbert off.

    This example of Gerrard's then saw Jamie Carragher man-handle Clattenburg out of a caution when arguing about a corner kick, and through Clattenburg completely off his game.

    Gerrard may well take his praise this weekend, claiming his work changed the game for his side, but he has shown once again what a cheating, loathesome piece of work he is. He deserves everything he gets in life - and a lifelong career at Premiership-less Liverpool Football Club is the perfect place for a reptile like him
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    #2
    Nice article
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      #3
      He was looking for the pen to be fair.
      RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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        #4
        Originally posted by SB View Post
        Steven Gerrard - Hang your head
        Written by Si on Sunday 21 October 2007 - 01:28:45
        Liverpool's Steven Gerrard will be praised tonight for saving his team's blushes and inspiring them to a vital three points away at Goodison Park. He will be commended for his surging run which ended with a penalty decision in his favour, and the way he spoke to referee Mark Clattenburg to ensure Tony Hibbert was sent off will be ignored.

        He will be labelled as Liverpool's hero. His substitution will be questioned, and the fact that he can never be bothered for England when it matters will be completely forgotten by the red-top newspapers and the rose-tinted TV pundits.

        In reality, he should hang his head in shame for his utterly dispicable performance of "simulation" and gamesmanship. A player who is often held up as a model professional for children to follow today brought the game to it's knees faster than he slumped to them himself to "win" a penalty.





        With his Liverpool side trailling 1-0 and looking anything but convincing, Gerrard used all of his cunning and guile to fool Mark Clattenburg into giving him a penalty, before then protesting at the referee to send fellow Huyton-born star Tony Hibbert.

        Gerrard raced towards Everton's penalty area after the ineffective Ukranian Vorodin somehow smuggled a ball through the Everton defence unchallenged.

        Tony Hibbert matched his run stride for stride, forcing the boyhood Everton fan to the left side of the Everton box as they both charged at pace.



        As they ran, Gerrard reached back and gave Hibbert's shirt a pull - to which Hibbert responded in kind - out of the eyes of the referee who was directly behind the runners.

        Then, as Gerrard saw the penalty area loom close and as the ball ran even further to the left, he through out his right foot and tumbled to the floor, taking Hibbert with him.

        Gerrard performed his usual dramatic slide with his arms outstretched from his sides that we see when he feels his dive should earn his opponent a punishment, and Clattenburg was sold. Penalty kick.

        Clattenburg, clearly feeling the ball had escaped Gerrard's control, or at least been pushed too wide to be classed as a goalscoring position had the player stayed on his feet, grasped his yellow card.

        Gerrard had other ideas though, and marched towards the referee with his arms outstretched and palms faced upwards - we've seen this before too, when he feels the referee might possibly make the irrational judgement of sticking to his original ruling. Words were exchanged, and Clattenburg replaced his yellow card to his pocket, and proceeded to send Tony Hibbert off.

        This example of Gerrard's then saw Jamie Carragher man-handle Clattenburg out of a caution when arguing about a corner kick, and through Clattenburg completely off his game.

        Gerrard may well take his praise this weekend, claiming his work changed the game for his side, but he has shown once again what a cheating, loathesome piece of work he is. He deserves everything he gets in life - and a lifelong career at Premiership-less Liverpool Football Club is the perfect place for a reptile like him
        Is that from bluekipper or something?

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          #5
          Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
          He was looking for the pen to be fair.

          Well the blue ****e Hibbert should off kept his chubby digits off his shirt inside the box then so
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            #6
            Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
            He was looking for the pen to be fair.
            Indeed he was....I you look the majority of penalties SG gets, he falls down in exactly the same manner, even in the CL final against AC Milan

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              #7
              In all fairness, Hibbert deserved to be sent off just for being so terribly ugly.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SB View Post
                Steven Gerrard - Hang your head
                Written by Si on Sunday 21 October 2007 - 01:28:45
                Liverpool's Steven Gerrard will be praised tonight for saving his team's blushes and inspiring them to a vital three points away at Goodison Park. He will be commended for his surging run which ended with a penalty decision in his favour, and the way he spoke to referee Mark Clattenburg to ensure Tony Hibbert was sent off will be ignored.

                He will be labelled as Liverpool's hero. His substitution will be questioned, and the fact that he can never be bothered for England when it matters will be completely forgotten by the red-top newspapers and the rose-tinted TV pundits.

                In reality, he should hang his head in shame for his utterly dispicable performance of "simulation" and gamesmanship. A player who is often held up as a model professional for children to follow today brought the game to it's knees faster than he slumped to them himself to "win" a penalty.





                With his Liverpool side trailling 1-0 and looking anything but convincing, Gerrard used all of his cunning and guile to fool Mark Clattenburg into giving him a penalty, before then protesting at the referee to send fellow Huyton-born star Tony Hibbert.

                Gerrard raced towards Everton's penalty area after the ineffective Ukranian Vorodin somehow smuggled a ball through the Everton defence unchallenged.

                Tony Hibbert matched his run stride for stride, forcing the boyhood Everton fan to the left side of the Everton box as they both charged at pace.



                As they ran, Gerrard reached back and gave Hibbert's shirt a pull - to which Hibbert responded in kind - out of the eyes of the referee who was directly behind the runners.

                Then, as Gerrard saw the penalty area loom close and as the ball ran even further to the left, he through out his right foot and tumbled to the floor, taking Hibbert with him.

                Gerrard performed his usual dramatic slide with his arms outstretched from his sides that we see when he feels his dive should earn his opponent a punishment, and Clattenburg was sold. Penalty kick.

                Clattenburg, clearly feeling the ball had escaped Gerrard's control, or at least been pushed too wide to be classed as a goalscoring position had the player stayed on his feet, grasped his yellow card.

                Gerrard had other ideas though, and marched towards the referee with his arms outstretched and palms faced upwards - we've seen this before too, when he feels the referee might possibly make the irrational judgement of sticking to his original ruling. Words were exchanged, and Clattenburg replaced his yellow card to his pocket, and proceeded to send Tony Hibbert off.

                This example of Gerrard's then saw Jamie Carragher man-handle Clattenburg out of a caution when arguing about a corner kick, and through Clattenburg completely off his game.

                Gerrard may well take his praise this weekend, claiming his work changed the game for his side, but he has shown once again what a cheating, loathesome piece of work he is. He deserves everything he gets in life - and a lifelong career at Premiership-less Liverpool Football Club is the perfect place for a reptile like him

                Absolutely priceless
                Me, I’m either planning a holiday or I’m on one.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DJS View Post
                  In all fairness, Hibbert deserved to be sent off just for being so terribly ugly.
                  If bad looks were a crime, then Lescott would be doing a life sentence
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DJS View Post
                    In all fairness, Hibbert deserved to be sent off just for being so terribly ugly.
                    If we used that rule, who would have taken our penalties?

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by carheex View Post
                      If we used that rule, who would have taken our penalties?
                      Yossi ?
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by carheex View Post
                        If we used that rule, who would have taken our penalties?
                        The LFC TV presenter.
                        Just believe and you never know what will happen.

                        According to Benitez it's important not simply to go out to win but to go out prepared to win, which means players have to put in the same level of work on a daily basis. Anything else is unacceptable.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by SB View Post
                          Steven Gerrard - Hang your head
                          Written by Si on Sunday 21 October 2007 - 01:28:45
                          Liverpool's Steven Gerrard will be praised tonight for saving his team's blushes and inspiring them to a vital three points away at Goodison Park. He will be commended for his surging run which ended with a penalty decision in his favour, and the way he spoke to referee Mark Clattenburg to ensure Tony Hibbert was sent off will be ignored.

                          He will be labelled as Liverpool's hero. His substitution will be questioned, and the fact that he can never be bothered for England when it matters will be completely forgotten by the red-top newspapers and the rose-tinted TV pundits.

                          In reality, he should hang his head in shame for his utterly dispicable performance of "simulation" and gamesmanship. A player who is often held up as a model professional for children to follow today brought the game to it's knees faster than he slumped to them himself to "win" a penalty.





                          With his Liverpool side trailling 1-0 and looking anything but convincing, Gerrard used all of his cunning and guile to fool Mark Clattenburg into giving him a penalty, before then protesting at the referee to send fellow Huyton-born star Tony Hibbert.

                          Gerrard raced towards Everton's penalty area after the ineffective Ukranian Vorodin somehow smuggled a ball through the Everton defence unchallenged.

                          Tony Hibbert matched his run stride for stride, forcing the boyhood Everton fan to the left side of the Everton box as they both charged at pace.



                          As they ran, Gerrard reached back and gave Hibbert's shirt a pull - to which Hibbert responded in kind - out of the eyes of the referee who was directly behind the runners.

                          Then, as Gerrard saw the penalty area loom close and as the ball ran even further to the left, he through out his right foot and tumbled to the floor, taking Hibbert with him.

                          Gerrard performed his usual dramatic slide with his arms outstretched from his sides that we see when he feels his dive should earn his opponent a punishment, and Clattenburg was sold. Penalty kick.

                          Clattenburg, clearly feeling the ball had escaped Gerrard's control, or at least been pushed too wide to be classed as a goalscoring position had the player stayed on his feet, grasped his yellow card.

                          Gerrard had other ideas though, and marched towards the referee with his arms outstretched and palms faced upwards - we've seen this before too, when he feels the referee might possibly make the irrational judgement of sticking to his original ruling. Words were exchanged, and Clattenburg replaced his yellow card to his pocket, and proceeded to send Tony Hibbert off.

                          This example of Gerrard's then saw Jamie Carragher man-handle Clattenburg out of a caution when arguing about a corner kick, and through Clattenburg completely off his game.

                          Gerrard may well take his praise this weekend, claiming his work changed the game for his side, but he has shown once again what a cheating, loathesome piece of work he is. He deserves everything he gets in life - and a lifelong career at Premiership-less Liverpool Football Club is the perfect place for a reptile like him
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by SB View Post
                            Steven Gerrard - Hang your head
                            Written by Si on Sunday 21 October 2007 - 01:28:45
                            Liverpool's Steven Gerrard will be praised tonight for saving his team's blushes and inspiring them to a vital three points away at Goodison Park. He will be commended for his surging run which ended with a penalty decision in his favour, and the way he spoke to referee Mark Clattenburg to ensure Tony Hibbert was sent off will be ignored.

                            He will be labelled as Liverpool's hero. His substitution will be questioned, and the fact that he can never be bothered for England when it matters will be completely forgotten by the red-top newspapers and the rose-tinted TV pundits.

                            In reality, he should hang his head in shame for his utterly dispicable performance of "simulation" and gamesmanship. A player who is often held up as a model professional for children to follow today brought the game to it's knees faster than he slumped to them himself to "win" a penalty.





                            With his Liverpool side trailling 1-0 and looking anything but convincing, Gerrard used all of his cunning and guile to fool Mark Clattenburg into giving him a penalty, before then protesting at the referee to send fellow Huyton-born star Tony Hibbert.

                            Gerrard raced towards Everton's penalty area after the ineffective Ukranian Vorodin somehow smuggled a ball through the Everton defence unchallenged.

                            Tony Hibbert matched his run stride for stride, forcing the boyhood Everton fan to the left side of the Everton box as they both charged at pace.



                            As they ran, Gerrard reached back and gave Hibbert's shirt a pull - to which Hibbert responded in kind - out of the eyes of the referee who was directly behind the runners.

                            Then, as Gerrard saw the penalty area loom close and as the ball ran even further to the left, he through out his right foot and tumbled to the floor, taking Hibbert with him.

                            Gerrard performed his usual dramatic slide with his arms outstretched from his sides that we see when he feels his dive should earn his opponent a punishment, and Clattenburg was sold. Penalty kick.

                            Clattenburg, clearly feeling the ball had escaped Gerrard's control, or at least been pushed too wide to be classed as a goalscoring position had the player stayed on his feet, grasped his yellow card.

                            Gerrard had other ideas though, and marched towards the referee with his arms outstretched and palms faced upwards - we've seen this before too, when he feels the referee might possibly make the irrational judgement of sticking to his original ruling. Words were exchanged, and Clattenburg replaced his yellow card to his pocket, and proceeded to send Tony Hibbert off.

                            This example of Gerrard's then saw Jamie Carragher man-handle Clattenburg out of a caution when arguing about a corner kick, and through Clattenburg completely off his game.

                            Gerrard may well take his praise this weekend, claiming his work changed the game for his side, but he has shown once again what a cheating, loathesome piece of work he is. He deserves everything he gets in life - and a lifelong career at Premiership-less Liverpool Football Club is the perfect place for a reptile like him
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                              #15
                              Reading that, you would have thought hibberts challenge was out in the corner of the pitch!

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