Today

[Los Rojos]

I come from a family of Evertonians and I hate Derby day.

Defeat is not an option today.

The phone calls started at 8 am and some of them are unbelievable. They truly believe Cahill and Johnson are the best players in Europe and (taking an average) they are going to win 2.5 - nil.

My brother has just phoned me singing 'If you know our history' down the line. I don't think he realises how stupid that song sounds now.



C'mon Rafa and the lads. My sanity is lying in your hands.

[Maestro]

What history??????

[Fowler_God]

My girlfriend and her family are blues, and the thing i get all the time is they have been in the top flight longer than us. SO WHAT??!!! What kind of claim to fame is that? show us your trophy for being in the league longer than anyone else. and they say we live in the past.

[Mumsafan]

What history??????

I always get messages left on my phone with them ****s singing that if they win!!! It's the only match where I really really dread losing cos they just go on and on and on and on and on and on

[Los Rojos]

I always get messages left on my phone with them ****s singing that if they win!!! It's the only match where I really really dread losing cos they just go on and on and on and on and on and on

Mums - they're still celebrating the 1-0 win when Carsley passed the ball through Sicknote.

[Maestro]

I'm getting ever so slightly wound up already....I hope we give those ****es a footballing lesson

[Mumsafan]

They aggravate me so much! Sometimes I feel like hiding away on Derby day!

[Shaggy]

I feel absolutely ****ing sick.

[Mumsafan]

Me too. I want to dig a hole and go and hide in it

[paulcooper4]

I`m coming home from town tonight in a police car or an ambulance. Either way, I will feel ever so slightly better

[Red_hot]

My cousin and his girlfriend are going on holiday this evening. He's a blue and she's a red. They sat right near each other at the ground today, near enough, he said, to give her the ups (v's) during the game.

For the sake of their relationship it is better that Everton won given she won't sulk and be as pathetic as he would had they lost.

****s!

[Shaggy]

I`m coming home from town tonight in a police car or an ambulance. Either way, I will feel ever so slightly better

I'm going to a gig in Manchester :whatever: tonight but I might just sit in the corner with my head in my hands.

[Los Rojos]

I love my brother dearly but he is on the verge of a bloody good hiding if he phones me again.

[animal magic]

just have live with it today we must let them have their moment of glory its all they are going to get

[Bender]

no more squad rotation.