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    #1

    Player(HA!) Ratings Thread

    Big shower of ****s

    Reina 5 - WTF Pepe lad, get a grip
    Finnan 6 - Stevey had a bad game for once
    Carra 4 - No bigger fan of carra than me, but **** me, that was ****e
    Sami 7 - Only defender who performed for me
    Aurelio 6 - Too soon into his career for a derby game
    Gerrard 6 - Unlucky with a couple of shots but generally went missing
    Alonso 4 - ****in woeful, needs a rocket up his arse at the moment
    Momo 9 - Absolutely awesome. Was on his own though
    Garcia 6 - Involved a lot but gave possesin away nearly every time (again)
    Fowler 5 - Invisible. ****e service to him but no excuse
    Crouch 6 - Again, ****e service. Battled well with what scraps he did get tho

    Subs :
    Riise 6 - Could it get any worse. looked like a lengthy one to me
    Pennant 6 - Didnt really get involved
    Kuyt 7 - Could ask no more from him (apart from 3 goals)

    Rafa 4 - Bad day at the office im afraid.
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    #2
    I'd say you're not far wrong there
    I live with Steptoe.

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      #3
      Originally posted by paulcooper4
      Big shower of ****s

      Reina 5 - WTF Pepe lad, get a grip
      Finnan 6 - Stevey had a bad game for once
      Carra 4 - No bigger fan of carra than me, but **** me, that was ****e
      Sami 7 - Only defender who performed for me
      Aurelio 6 - Too soon into his career for a derby game
      Gerrard 6 - Unlucky with a couple of shots but generally went missing
      Alonso 4 - ****in woeful, needs a rocket up his arse at the moment
      Momo 9 - Absolutely awesome. Was on his own though
      Garcia 6 - Involved a lot but gave possesin away nearly every time (again)
      Fowler 5 - Invisible. ****e service to him but no excuse
      Crouch 6 - Again, ****e service. Battled well with what scraps he did get tho

      Subs :
      Riise 6 - Could it get any worse. looked like a lengthy one to me
      Pennant 6 - Didnt really get involved
      Kuyt 7 - Could ask no more from him (apart from 3 goals)

      Rafa 4 - Bad day at the office im afraid.
      Spot on except for Reina should be a 4

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        #4
        Originally posted by Tinkerbitch
        Spot on except for Reina should be a 4
        I made him a 4.5

        Spot on though - Sissoko and Kuyt were two gems amongst that pile of ****e.
        Quote of the year :

        "With monkey me, dogface dishwasher bitch and chimp the ****ing champ you. We are turning into a raving party here arent we"

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          #5
          I'll basically go with that too, thought Carra didn't look fully fit and Agger should have started instead so I'd go 5 instead for him, and Kuyt was the only forward who ever looked like getting anything out of that game for us while barring Sissoko the entire midfiled went badly missing today.
          I could not dig, I dared not rob:
          Therefore I lied to please the mob.
          Now all my lies are proved untrue
          And I must face the men I slew.
          What tale shall serve me here among
          Mine angry and defrauded young?

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            #6
            Originally posted by paulcooper4
            Big shower of ****s

            Reina 5 - WTF Pepe lad, get a grip
            Finnan 6 - Stevey had a bad game for once
            Carra 4 - No bigger fan of carra than me, but **** me, that was ****e
            Sami 7 - Only defender who performed for me
            Aurelio 6 - Too soon into his career for a derby game
            Gerrard 6 - Unlucky with a couple of shots but generally went missing
            Alonso 4 - ****in woeful, needs a rocket up his arse at the moment
            Momo 9 - Absolutely awesome. Was on his own though
            Garcia 6 - Involved a lot but gave possesin away nearly every time (again)
            Fowler 5 - Invisible. ****e service to him but no excuse
            Crouch 6 - Again, ****e service. Battled well with what scraps he did get tho

            Subs :
            Riise 6 - Could it get any worse. looked like a lengthy one to me
            Pennant 6 - Didnt really get involved
            Kuyt 7 - Could ask no more from him (apart from 3 goals)

            Rafa 4 - Bad day at the office im afraid.
            I think you're a little generous giving 9 to Momo but otherwise I agree.
            .
            Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



            May the Lord bless this post.

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              #7
              hyypia for me 5/10
              "In fact I’m going to make a promise which will be welcomed by many. If there’s no finance secured by the opening day of the season, I’m going to hang up my keyboard and close KOPTALK down." - Duncan Oldham, Expert Conman. March 29th 2006

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                #8
                I wouldn't give Aurelio a 6. He doesn't look great going forwards (many over-hit crosses) and he sure as HELL is NOT a defender.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Shanks65
                  I wouldn't give Aurelio a 6. He doesn't look great going forwards (many over-hit crosses) and he sure as HELL is NOT a defender.
                  6 is a pretty bad score to be honest mate. He was ****e, but there were far worse

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by paulcooper4
                    6 is a pretty bad score to be honest mate. He was ****e, but there were far worse
                    Yeah there were worse players for us today, I agree. Still, I am shocked at just how bad Aurelio is at defending.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Shanks65
                      Yeah there were worse players for us today, I agree. Still, I am shocked at just how bad Aurelio is at defending.
                      I know, defensively he looks bleedin awful. Im praying to god its just while hes settling in and he will improve. To be fair to the lad though, I think he was actually bought for left midfield. If warnock and johnny rockets were fit, I dont think rafa would have him within a 100 miles of a defensive position

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                        #12
                        the blue****e targeted aurelio from the start today and it worked a treat get warnock back in
                        Oh I say his vision there was lovely

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                          #13
                          Reina - 4. ****e.

                          Finnan - 6. Not great but not too bad.
                          Carra - 5. Way off the pace.
                          Sami - 5. ****e.
                          Aurelio - 5. ****e.

                          Gerrard - 7. Tried but didn't seem 100%.
                          Alonso - 4. ****ing ****e.
                          Momo - 8. Played 'em on his own.
                          Garcia - 5. ****e.

                          Crouch - 6. Given absolutely no service whatsoever.
                          Fowler - 5. ****e. Poor start to the season.

                          Riise - N/A. So unlucky.
                          Pennant - N/A. Too late.
                          Kuyt - 7. Looked lively again, with hindsight perhaps should've started.

                          Rafa - 3. Got it badly wrong.

                          Another ****ing ****e start to a season and another weekend ****ing ruined.
                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            #14
                            Shaggy man, try and forget it! Chill, have a smoke a Beer and enjoy Manchester!
                            James Philip Milner Fanclub #1

                            Curtis Julian Jones Fanclub #1

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Cacodemon
                              Shaggy man, try and forget it! Chill, have a smoke a Beer and enjoy Manchester!
                              CAN you enjoy manchester without a mahine gun?

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