How much do you hate this c*nt?

[Red_Polo]

Short, Baldy and he'll never win anything his career.

Cu/nt.

I like the fact he'd have jumped at the chance to play for us instead of them but just a few weeks into his Everton career* he acts like he's a die-hard blue who has hated us with a passion for years

*for this read 'tragic journey of failure'

[Mumsafan]

He looks more like Gollum than Gollum

[Red_Polo]

Moyes has been doing those Sprite ads too...

[Dhav]

Sums it up perfectly when he said it was "the biggest game of my career"

[Mumsafan]

I see that bunch of nobs had that pic of Anthony Gerrard out again

[kurtangle01]

Sums it up perfectly when he said it was "the biggest game of my career"

Just shows how small time he is.

[Mumsafan]

Just shows how small time he is.

Feckin idiot

[rodo]

that knob sharp was on sky before saying they wont get carried away with this result when that is exactly what they did yesterday

[kurtangle01]

I see that bunch of nobs had that pic of Anthony Gerrard out again

That picture is a bit like the lie they made up about Carra having a blue****e tottoo on his forearm and that's why he only wears long sleeves. Well Carra has been wearing short sleeves a good few times recently and guess what...NO TATTOO!!

It shows you the ****e they make up about us to try and make themselves feel better.
:whatever:

[Mumsafan]

It's the highlight of their season! I'm sure they are planning already for next years derby day at their place.

Probably making a banner with "Montse is a blue" on it or some ****.

[kurtangle01]

It's the highlight of their season! I'm sure they are planning already for next years derby day at their place.

Probably making a banner with "Montse is a blue" on it or some ****.

Probably that or a lie like Stevie Gerrard was going to call his daughter Dixie instead of Lexie.

[TheStig]

Sums it up perfectly when he said it was "the biggest game of my career"

Where did he say that?

[Dhav]

Where did he say that?

He was quoted as saying it in the papers today. I read it in the Mail I think

[Dhav]

Here you go, from the Mail on Sunday

http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/...9&in_a_source=

Everton give Liverpool a sound thrashing
By DANIEL KING Last updated at 16:23pm on 10th September 2006


Andy Johnson wrote himself into Everton folklore with a superb two-goal performance as his team recorded their biggest win in a Merseyside derby since 1964.

The England striker claimed to have been paralysed by nerves before what he described as the biggest match of his career, but made it four goals in four games for his new club.

Tim Cahill gave Everton the lead midway through the first half before Johnson pounced on an error by Jamie Carragher to make it 2-0 before half-time.

He then capitalised on a howler by Liverpool goalkeeper Pepe Reina in stoppage-time to end Liverpool's run of three derby victories.

Johnson, an £8.5million summer signing from Crystal Palace, said: "It's been an amazing start, much better than I could ever have expected.

"This is the biggest game I've ever played in my life, I was frightened out of my wits. You dream of coming to a big club but you never expect it's going to be like this. I tried not to think about it but it affects you.

"I have to pay tribute to my team-mates because they are creating chance after chance for me. Fortunately, they are going in the back of the net."

Johnson also thanked everyone at Everton for helping him back into the England squad.

He made a late appearance as a substitute in Macedonia last week, but on this form deserves a chance to show what he can do in the starting XI, perhaps in next month's home fixture against the same opponents.

"There's no point trying to second-guess the England team," said Johnson. "But I've every confidence in my ability if I get the nod next time around."

Everton manager David Moyes, savouring the opportunity to enjoy bragging rights on Merseyside for once, said of Johnson: "He should feel like the king of Goodison tonight."

[TheStig]

Cheers. Cheered me up a bit .