Monday Morning Blues

[The Glove]

****s.

First one comes over to me, "Ive got some blue on me phone, accept this"
"Sound" says I, looking forward to some good rumpy pumpy action. Message delievers, I open it, and looking back at me is that bald **** doing his 3-0 gesture.

Then another of the ****s comes over and they start pissing about. One throws something for the other to catch and lo, he catches it then throws it in the air for the other **** to head.

Ive only been here a few minutes and its gonna be a long day but **** me I hope we smash them ***** at Anfield.

[Bob]

Ah. I'm still in the house. Chris Moyles is on the radio being a **** though.

Alan Green is being labelled as an Alan Gray.

[Kaip]

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****s.

First one comes over to me, "Ive got some blue on me phone, accept this"
"Sound" says I, looking forward to some good rumpy pumpy action. Message delievers, I open it, and looking back at me is that bald **** doing his 3-0 gesture.

Then another of the ****s comes over and they start pissing about. One throws something for the other to catch and lo, he catches it then throws it in the air for the other **** to head.

Ive only been here a few minutes and its gonna be a long day but **** me I hope we smash them ***** at Anfield.

I`m feeling your pain brother

[Taffy]

They're obviously going to be acting like this mate as they're not used to being in a position to do it due to previous results between the two teams!

Let them have their glory - it'll soon blow over mate!

P.S. I'm obviously in an easier position to you not coming from the area and only a handful of Bitters will be having a go at me this morning!

[Maestro]

****ing depressing. I cannot wait to have another crack at those *****.

[nix92]

Fortunately there's only one Blue in our place. He tried it on but I just told him well done, you defended well, we played ****e and it was your cup final, enjoy it.

he then shut up and I haven't heard any more yet.

[Parm]

Fortunately there's only one Blue in our place. He tried it on but I just told him well done, you defended well, we played ****e and it was your cup final, enjoy it.

he then shut up and I haven't heard any more yet.

well played sir, unlike us on Saturday.

[PLY]

The only blue in the office has been sound so far. He said he hates the stick when they lose so he doesn't give it out. Besides which he got so pissed he cut all his head and lost his season ticket.

Most annoying things so far today have been the bus driver shouting to his red mate on another bus "You normally murder someone when you lose. I saw a wall cllapsed on County Road with pizza all over the place was that you lot"
(funny ****) and the various women in the surrounding offices who have never been near Woodison in their lives claiming liflong allegiances to the Bloos.

[Slim]

Ah. I'm still in the house. Chris Moyles is on the radio being a **** though.

Chris Moyles is a **** all the time. It makes no difference if we've lost to the blue****e or not!!

[Bob]

Chris Moyles is a **** all the time. It makes no difference if we've lost to the blue****e or not!!

Alan Green was getting a proper roasting!

I actually don't find him that biased even though he's a red. In fact, i find him quite hard on us.

You're right though Moyles is a ****, and his morning show is ****!

[G_Man]

I haven't felt this bad about football since Rafa picked a pub team to lose to Burnley in the FA cup.

However we did go on to win the champions league that same year

Swings and roundabouts

[Red_Polo]

October last season when we lost to Fulham, Palace and Charlton was a real low

If, no when we take points off the Chavs I'll feel a whole lot better so I'm not worrying too much

[Slim]

You're right though Moyles is a ****, and his morning show is ****!

[TheStig]

October last season when we lost to Fulham, Palace and Charlton was a real low

If, no when we take points off the Chavs I'll feel a whole lot better so I'm not worrying too much

We lost to Charlton in February .

I didn't feel that down actually....don't know why.

I felt much worse when we lost to Chelsea last year .

[Sir Bob]

Its been a tough old day at work with the bluenoses coming out of the woodwork as usual but its no more than I expected. I tend to just smile & say they deserved to win as this tends to wind them up more than arguing the toss about decisions that went against us.

I let them have their day in the sun, as painful as it is.
However, tomorrow, i'll be back in full attack mode. Starting with emails asking them who they're playing in the CL this year!!!