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    #16
    Originally posted by Shanks65 View Post
    Trying to think of a funny one about Riise's inablity to beat his man down the left, but too drunk to think of one.

    Basically, he's **** at beating his man down the left
    Cunning Football Lesson # 2 "How to knock out your opponent when running with the ball - by JAR"
    --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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      #17
      Originally posted by Shanks65 View Post
      Trying to think of a funny one about Riise's inablity to beat his man down the left, but too drunk to think of one.

      Basically, he's **** at beating his man down the left

      probably

      riise's top 10 step on the gas only to find the tank is empty dribbles

      stevie g's top 10 hollywood balls to row H of the centennial

      xabi's top 10 slower turns than the QE2

      god we're crap aren't we?
      "At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques"

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        #18
        Originally posted by tomasjj View Post
        Then followed by Riises top 10 sky high clearances to drop down into the box again
        White liquid in a bottle = Milk

        Purslow = C*nt

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          #19
          Dirk Kuyt - "How to make the ball bounce off your feet, just like it hit you knee"
          --== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--

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            #20
            Originally posted by Shanks65 View Post
            Kuyt's Top 10 Runs' Into His Own Half is on at 8:30

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              #21
              Originally posted by Shanks65 View Post
              Kuyt's Top 10 Runs' Into His Own Half is on at 8:30
              LMAO

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                #22
                and who can forget the Comedy Classic ' Where's the Goal? ' By Jermaine Pennant


                or the Aussie Soap Opera . ' My life on the treatment couch' A 30minute weekly Special from the treatment table Featuring Harry Kewell and Aurelio.
                _____________________________________

                Weak willed, Wank or do they have a masterplan?

                Think we have the answer..Slot!!

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by red g View Post
                  and who can forget the Comedy Classic ' Where's the Goal? ' By Jermaine Pennant


                  or the Aussie Soap Opera . ' My life on the treatment couch' A 30minute weekly Special from the treatment table Featuring Harry Kewell and Aurelio.
                  Depressing subject.....change of thread needed!!

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by red g View Post
                    and who can forget the Comedy Classic ' Where's the Goal? ' By Jermaine Pennant


                    or the Aussie Soap Opera . ' My life on the treatment couch' A 30minute weekly Special from the treatment table Featuring Harry Kewell and Aurelio.
                    this week, tempers flair as the physios use a new bottle of massage oil on fabio's groin, while harry has to use a week old bottle....
                    "At a football club, there's a holy trinity - the players, the manager and the supporters. Directors don't come into it. They are only there to sign the cheques"

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                      #25
                      Or the classic kids show on in the morning.

                      Yossi Benyoun presents - has anyone seen my foreskin?
                      **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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                        #26
                        Milan Baros's Sat Nav

                        "At the next junction, go straight"
                        "At the T-junction, go straight ahead"

                        etc etc

                        Originally posted by Gordon Brown
                        (1995)
                        "A weak currency is the sign of a weak economy,which is the sign of a weak government"

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                          #27
                          FLMAO at this thread LOOOL Unbeleebabale

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Shanks65 View Post
                            Kuyt's Top 10 Runs' Into His Own Half is on at 8:30

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by Shanks65 View Post
                              Kuyt's Top 10 Runs' Into His Own Half is on at 8:30


                              "Who's your Daddy now?"

                              LFC Champions one season someday
                              Jurgen Klopp is just boss
                              Semi retired poster
                              twitter: @parmsahota
                              insta:@parm78

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                                #30
                                Arbeloa's lessons on how to deliver the ball on a plate will be on sometime tomorrow.
                                Just believe and you never know what will happen.

                                According to Benitez it's important not simply to go out to win but to go out prepared to win, which means players have to put in the same level of work on a daily basis. Anything else is unacceptable.

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