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"I have decided to escape, to defy the shogun. Today I will begin walking the road to hell. But you will choose your own path. So, soon you may be seeing heaven. Choose the sword, and you will join me. Choose the ball and you join your mother, in death. You don’t understand my words, but you must choose. So… come boy, choose life or death."
"You would've been happier if you'd chosen to join your mother in her world. " - Ogami Itto
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The "Welcome to Hell, my arse" one was brilliant!"Even men with steel hearts love to see a dog on the pitch". It generates a warmth around the ground that augurs well for mankind and that's what life's about. Trouble is these days you never see a dog on the pitch".
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A few from Athens...
There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.Comment
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Mate.....no-one would have sat down there, it was full of piss!Originally posted by Shanks007 View PostAny of these....
The first three I took in Istanbul.
Shame no-one sat down..Comment
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Seen in Barca last year was one that said:
**** off Blue ****e
No Small Clubs Allowed
or another one I like simply states:
Your Dreams
Our RealityAre you the Judean People's Front?Comment
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"Goodison Closed For Foot & Mouth"
Few years ago, but it was a classic.I hate PolanskiComment
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the 2 I like are
"My Bird's got a cracking set of Jugs"
(picture of the Liver Bird and 5 European cups)
and
" Hey Alex We're back on our F*cking Perch"Lawrenson:"Well thats 3 good chances they have had in the first 3 minutes of this half"
Motson:"" Yes Mark, you could almost say that they have had 3 chances in as many minutes"
Lawrenson: Errr I thought I just did say that, John"
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It's "a boss set of jugs", but yeah I agree, it's superb.Originally posted by Iceman View Post
This is my favourite.
Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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Anything calling anyone a cunt wins.
Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.Comment
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such as Pete Price Is A....Originally posted by The Glove View PostAnything calling anyone a cunt wins.
saw that one in istanbul
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Here's a few from Athens that I loved....
Poor result to the match, but the people will stay with me forever.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.Comment
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I like the one when they were showing Speke before Istanbul..
I am going to murder it but someone will remember what it said.
It ended with...
'But don't tell the Gaffa I'm in Istanbul with Rafa'"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on around here?" - Taggart AKA Slim Pickens in Blazing SaddlesComment
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"The wife thinks I am at work, and so does the gaffer, but I am in Istanbul with Stevie and Rafa!"
So many good ones though.
"We Plato win" was also genius.--== Because the gang and the government is no different ==--Comment
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