Rafa Leaving?

[Fowler_God]

Hicks and Gillet were hired by the Glazers to **** us over, then the Mancs are going to build our new stadium for themselves! ****S!

[Alex]

How can we take your insider info seriously with spelling like that

That was part of the joke mate..................:bird:

[Alex]

Hicks and Gillet were hired by the Glazers to **** us over, then the Mancs are going to build our new stadium for themselves! ****S!

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[Jimthered]

See there what happens when you question a top class insider please post more info, please. It should be top class info like what the problem with the car is.

I cant give the exact problem with the car as this would expose my source.

Rafa wanted to buy some Rioja from M&S , but his wife said that he couldnt buy any more until after the neigbours came over for dinner on the 16th, and even then he would have to take back the Rioja he bought from Sainsburys if he wanted the Rioja from M&S .

An enraged Rafa told his missus that if he didnt buy the M&S Rioja now then someone else might , or the price might go up, or even that Alex Ferguson might buy it first.

Clearly Rafas wife does not understand the UK wine buying market and this is causing a major rift in the Benitez home.

Rafa actually has a M&S gift voucher which he was going to use for the Rioja so it wouldnt have cost anything, but Mrs Benitez has told Rafa to concentrate on fixing the leaky toilet upstairs and the squeaky door in the living room instead.

Hence Rafas "I focus only on leaky karzi and door squeaks" comments at the recent family conference.


There you have it , top source too.

[Red_Al_77]

That was part of the joke mate..................:bird:

I bet the long winter evenings just fly by for you don't they?

[Red_Al_77]

I cant give the exact problem with the car as this would expose my source.

Rafa wanted to buy some Rioja from M&S , but his wife said that he couldnt buy any more until after the neigbours came over for dinner on the 16th, and even then he would have to take back the Rioja he bought from Sainsburys if he wanted the Rioja from M&S .

An enraged Rafa told his missus that if he didnt buy the M&S Rioja now then someone else might , or the price might go up, or even that Alex Ferguson might buy it first.

Clearly Rafas wife does not understand the UK wine buying market and this is causing a major rift in the Benitez home.

Rafa actually has a M&S gift voucher which he was going to use for the Rioja so it wouldnt have cost anything, but Mrs Benitez has told Rafa to concentrate on fixing the leaky toilet upstairs and the squeaky door in the living room instead.

Hence Rafas "I focus only on leaky karzi and door squeaks" comments at the recent family conference.


There you have it , top source too.

[Alex]

I cant give the exact problem with the car as this would expose my source.

Rafa wanted to buy some Rioja from M&S , but his wife said that he couldnt buy any more until after the neigbours came over for dinner on the 16th, and even then he would have to take back the Rioja he bought from Sainsburys if he wanted the Rioja from M&S .

An enraged Rafa told his missus that if he didnt buy the M&S Rioja now then someone else might , or the price might go up, or even that Alex Ferguson might buy it first.

Clearly Rafas wife does not understand the UK wine buying market and this is causing a major rift in the Benitez home.

Rafa actually has a M&S gift voucher which he was going to use for the Rioja so it wouldnt have cost anything, but Mrs Benitez has told Rafa to concentrate on fixing the leaky toilet upstairs and the squeaky door in the living room instead.

Hence Rafas "I focus only on leaky karzi and door squeaks" comments at the recent family conference.


There you have it , top source too.

i can confim this to be true

My source also says this

[blacky]

I cant give the exact problem with the car as this would expose my source.

Rafa wanted to buy some Rioja from M&S , but his wife said that he couldnt buy any more until after the neigbours came over for dinner on the 16th, and even then he would have to take back the Rioja he bought from Sainsburys if he wanted the Rioja from M&S .

An enraged Rafa told his missus that if he didnt buy the M&S Rioja now then someone else might , or the price might go up, or even that Alex Ferguson might buy it first.

Clearly Rafas wife does not understand the UK wine buying market and this is causing a major rift in the Benitez home.

Rafa actually has a M&S gift voucher which he was going to use for the Rioja so it wouldnt have cost anything, but Mrs Benitez has told Rafa to concentrate on fixing the leaky toilet upstairs and the squeaky door in the living room instead.

Hence Rafas "I focus only on leaky karzi and door squeaks" comments at the recent family conference.


There you have it , top source too.

Post Of The Day

[Jimthered]

i can confim this to be true

My source also says this

ORLY ??? Well I am calling your bluff imposter..

Does your source say if it was the LT or the HT wire that came off the ignition system on Rafas car ?

[Johnny]

ORLY ??? Well I am calling your bluff imposter..

Does your source say if it was the LT or the HT wire that came off the ignition system on Rafas car ?

Any info on Rafa`s desert would be greatly apprieciated.

[kurtangle01]

This story is obviously bollocks but even if it was true there's no point worrying. What will be will be and there's nowt we can do about it, unfortunately.

[Darth Marty]

Breaking News!!!

NEWSFLASH!


Rafa Benitez to stay! All other reported news is indeed 100% fake and utter bollocks.

That is all.

[pezzzer]

Rafa Will Stay

he is settled here, the yanks love him, he has revamped the youth accadamy and all is well, he just doesnt take any **** and the yanks will respect him for that

we will win the league this year with king rafa at the helm

[sonsofthedesert]

The story of him walking or being sacked was only a matter of time, made up by the same idiots that say Eto'o was on his way etc. Little kids that have nothing better to do.

[Darth Marty]

he is settled here, the yanks love him, he has revamped the youth accadamy and all is well, he just doesnt take any **** and the yanks will respect him for that

we will win the league this year with king rafa at the helm

Best post of the day

Probably the most optimistic too though!!