Originally posted by superdan
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Go Bazza!
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Go Bazza!
Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
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Probably Rick's washing machine repairman - the one who posted that classic on Football Rumours once...Originally posted by bazza76 View Post
I am a washing machine repairman and I got a call out last week to none other than Rick parry's house. While I was fixing his Hoover HNL7146, he told me something very interesting indeed. Kaka and Henry are LFC's big targets this summer. Kaka will be offered a £120k per week deal, with a very generous image rights clause included in the contract. Mr Parry let slip most of the finer details on the contract, but I'm not prepared to go into great detail as he told me to keep it a secret.Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’Comment
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Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View PostProbably Rick's washing machine repairman - the one who posted that classic on Football Rumours once... an HNL7146 it is definitely has to be bollocks.
Last edited by bazza76; 14-12-07, 11:29 PM.Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'
"Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.
* After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legsComment
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You could be right...I have it on good authority the 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guys' are traveling with GilletteOriginally posted by CharlieMansonsSquint View Post
"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on around here?" - Taggart AKA Slim Pickens in Blazing SaddlesComment
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Funny as ****.Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View PostProbably Rick's washing machine repairman - the one who posted that classic on Football Rumours once...
Which name would you chant, Rick, or Rafa?Comment
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Me, probably Rick. But it would have something to do with the referee.Comment
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Gabrielle Marcotti understands the meeting is tomorrow. The very wise Steve Claridge, yes the ****e player who played for crap teams, thought it would be ludicrous to have a meeting before a big game. This was on 5 Live Sport at around 9pmComment
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Rushian's being really weird now. I think he is drunk or something. This is his latest post. Honestly I have never ever seen him post anything like this even during extremely trying times.
"We're being run by Mancs!!!
****ing Charlatans to the left of us, Charlatans to the right of us and we're stuck in the middle with Rafa.
Loud and proud this weekend lads and lasses. Make Statler, Waldorf and the Touts' Friend clear where OUR loyalty lies."Last edited by peekay; 15-12-07, 02:59 AM.Comment
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Or maybe he is just watching Reservoir Dogs?Originally posted by peekay View Post
Stealers Wheel - Stuck in the Middle
*Taaaaaxi"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a-goin' on around here?" - Taggart AKA Slim Pickens in Blazing SaddlesComment
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You might be better supporting NewcastleOriginally posted by RoadEnd View Post
"I'm sorry you'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel".Comment
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dissagree. Rushians been spouting negative stuff about this club for years, check it out. Some people just love to see thier name in print.Originally posted by Kaip View PostComment
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'strong rumours' 'vibes' that rafa will be gone by end of season if not sooner on talksport now.
we can argue who's right and wrong all day long, but something is clearly not right at our club.Comment
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Frankly why wouldnt he want to leave after the way he's been treated by these ****wits? He has been betrayed and lied to. They promised all would be different and are reneging on all fronts: Money for palyers, the new stadium, how he manages the side. These absentees landlords are turning the club into a laughing stock. Someone said on another thread that we are becoming Newcastle Mk 2 well if Rafa leaves and half the side follows him it will put us back years and we'll be fighting for 4th place with teams like Man City, Pompey, Everton, et al.
LFC, potentially the biggest name and 'brand' in world football and these wasters are trashing it. I better stop because Im beginning to sound like Rashid."I watched the Champions League quarter-finals and the way they crushed Arsenal. Only the greatest and the best can play such a match.
The Future is Red!Comment
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And all the time........Mourinho waits.
Could ours have been the verbal offer he received which turned his attention away from the England job? Who knows?
What I do know is that the rumours about Rafa being binned just won't go away.
Liverpool born and bred.Comment
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Mourinho would be a disaster! His transfer record compared to Rafa is ****e, tactics compared to Rafa is ****e, playing style compared to Rafa is ****e, youth deveopment compared to Rafa is ****e! HE IS ****E“Hicks could have purchased Dallas’ MLS franchise but decided not to. ‘In hindsight, I probably made the wrong decision,’ he said.“.
"Does anything make me want to go home? My home is the Wirral." -Rafael Benítez MaudesComment
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