"Best midfield in the world"

[Dan]

Seriously, the internet hardman routine doesn't really add much to the post. But you'd better not reply to this, because if you do so help me I'll murder the entire planet with a fork. Because I'm so ****ing 'ard.

[Kenneth]

Seriously, the internet hardman routine doesn't really add much to the post. But you'd better not reply to this, because if you do so help me I'll murder the entire planet with a fork. Because I'm so ****ing 'ard.

Got in trouble laughing at that.

[Rich]

Seriously, the internet hardman routine doesn't really add much to the post. But you'd better not reply to this, because if you do so help me I'll murder the entire planet with a fork. Because I'm so ****ing 'ard.

Class

[The Erectile Banana]

Seriously, the internet hardman routine doesn't really add much to the post. But you'd better not reply to this, because if you do so help me I'll murder the entire planet with a fork. Because I'm so ****ing 'ard.

Post of the day right there.

[Chiccada]

Seriously, the internet hardman routine doesn't really add much to the post. But you'd better not reply to this, because if you do so help me I'll murder the entire planet with a fork. Because I'm so ****ing 'ard.