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    #1

    I'm Really Happy

    With Life at Present.

    In Torres I feel we have the best signing since John Barnes.

    We've just been given a good draw in the CL.

    We're in a good position in the league approaching Christmas.

    Rafa's english seems to be improving.

    I just knocked a guy down from £20 to £10 for a Christmas Tree.

    We're going to get a new stadium at some stage and it'll have a one tier Kop.

    We have two guys in charge that need us to be successful in order for them to make money.

    I no longer have to endure the frustration of watching Garcia lose the ball time after time.

    In Babel & Lucas we have two exciting players that aren't just good on paper they're showing it where it matters on the pitch.

    I have it on good authority that Kuyt has diliberately been playing ****e under strict orders from Rafa to stop interest from chelsea & utd in the transfer window. Once it closes just watch him go.......head first 15 floors to certain death.

    Hyypia seems to have inherited new legs and has rolled back the years with some vintage displays.

    I'll be getting sex tonight guaranteed.

    So like I say I'm happy. Be happy people.
    Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde
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    #2
    Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
    With Life at Present.

    In Torres I feel we have the best signing since John Barnes.

    We've just been given a good draw in the CL.

    We're in a good position in the league approaching Christmas.

    Rafa's english seems to be improving.

    I just knocked a guy down from £20 to £10 for a Christmas Tree.

    We're going to get a new stadium at some stage and it'll have a one tier Kop.

    We have two guys in charge that need us to be successful in order for them to make money.

    I no longer have to endure the frustration of watching Garcia lose the ball time after time.

    In Babel & Lucas we have two exciting players that aren't just good on paper they're showing it where it matters on the pitch.

    I have it on good authority that Kuyt has diliberately been playing ****e under strict orders from Rafa to stop interest from chelsea & utd in the transfer window. Once it closes just watch him go.......head first 15 floors to certain death.

    Hyypia seems to have inherited new legs and has rolled back the years with some vintage displays.

    I'll be getting sex tonight guaranteed.

    So like I say I'm happy. Be happy people.

    your lifes almost as good as mine then bob
    drunk knows best

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      #3
      Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post

      I'll be getting sex tonight guaranteed.
      So friday before xmas is the day then...

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        #4
        Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
        With Life at Present.

        In Torres I feel we have the best signing since John Barnes.

        We've just been given a good draw in the CL.

        We're in a good position in the league approaching Christmas.

        Rafa's english seems to be improving.

        I just knocked a guy down from £20 to £10 for a Christmas Tree.

        We're going to get a new stadium at some stage and it'll have a one tier Kop.

        We have two guys in charge that need us to be successful in order for them to make money.

        I no longer have to endure the frustration of watching Garcia lose the ball time after time.

        In Babel & Lucas we have two exciting players that aren't just good on paper they're showing it where it matters on the pitch.

        I have it on good authority that Kuyt has diliberately been playing ****e under strict orders from Rafa to stop interest from chelsea & utd in the transfer window. Once it closes just watch him go.......head first 15 floors to certain death.

        Hyypia seems to have inherited new legs and has rolled back the years with some vintage displays.

        I'll be getting sex tonight guaranteed.

        So like I say I'm happy. Be happy people.
        Good post Bob.
        Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
        'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

        "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

        * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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          #5
          I won't be getting sex tonight, but I had sex this morning.

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            #6
            I paid 50£ for my tree


            We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

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              #7
              Originally posted by CAD View Post
              I paid 50£ for my sex

              RAFA

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                #8
                Originally posted by Darth Marty View Post
                As expensive as Red_Hot's haircut.

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                  #9
                  I just knocked a guy down from £20 to £10 for a Christmas Tree.
                  Nikeser is selling them cheap this year.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Inocybe View Post
                    I won't be getting sex tonight, but I had sex this morning.
                    Can't beat morning sex!
                    RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFA! RAFAEL! RAFAEL BENITEZ!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by CAD View Post
                      I paid 50£ for my tree
                      fooooooookkkkkkeeeeeennnn eeelllllll
                      drunk knows best

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
                        Can't beat morning sex!
                        afternoon sex with twins??
                        drunk knows best

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Red_hot View Post
                          Can't beat morning sex!


                          Much more exciting in the daylight ... seeing her sweating body sliding against mine.

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                            #14
                            It was still dark though.

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                              #15
                              Yeah, morning sex is great unless she ****in wakes up...
                              If I had two lives...I'd give them both to you.

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