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    New Torres song

    Nabbed this from RAWK, as I thought it was pretty good.

    To this tune:




    His armband proved he was a red, Torres Torres
    'You'll Never Walk Alone' it said, Torres Torres
    We bought the lad from sunny Spain, he gets ball, he scores again
    Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9

    Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

    #2
    I'm sure we've used that tune for somebody else years ago but I can't remember who...

    It's definitely better than using an Abba song though...
    There is a light that never goes out. RIP Alan "Mally" Johnston and the 96. YNWA.

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      #3

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        #4
        bootiful
        In Rafa I Trust

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          #5
          nowt wrong wi abba
          3rd place. Worst champions ever.

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            #6
            Good Union song to bait Hicks with.
            "One day the people will understand."

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              #7
              Genuine potential there.

              I like it.

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                #8
                Originally posted by anfieldanfield View Post
                I like it.
                You've changed, mate.
                .
                Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                May the Lord bless this post.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                  Nabbed this from RAWK, as I thought it was pretty good.

                  To this tune:




                  His armband proved he was a red, Torres Torres
                  'You'll Never Walk Alone' it said, Torres Torres
                  We bought the lad from sunny Spain, he gets ball, he scores again
                  Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9

                  This original lyrics:

                  The animals went in two by two
                  The animals went in two by two, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in two by two, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in two by two, the elephant and the kangaroo
                  And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.

                  The animals went in three by three, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in three by three, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in three by three, the wasp, the ant and the bumble bee
                  And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.

                  The animals went in four by four, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in four by four, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in four by four, the great hippopotamus stuck in the door
                  And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.

                  The animals went in five by five, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in five by five, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in five by five, they warmed each other to keep alive
                  And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.

                  The animals went in six by six, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in six by six, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in six by six, they turned out the monkey because of his tricks
                  And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.

                  The animals went in seven by seven, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in seven by seven, hurrah! hurrah!
                  The animals went in seven by seven, the little pig thought he was going to heaven
                  And they all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain.
                  It's not good because it's rude. It's good because it looks like it's good because it's rude.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                    Nabbed this from RAWK, as I thought it was pretty good.

                    To this tune:




                    His armband proved he was a red, Torres Torres
                    'You'll Never Walk Alone' it said, Torres Torres
                    We bought the lad from sunny Spain, he gets ball, he scores again
                    Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9

                    Me like

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                      #11
                      I have no sound on this computer can someone send it in brail?
                      Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by BobTheCharmer View Post
                        I have no sound on this computer can someone send it in brail?
                        Will morse code be any good?

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                        Happy to help

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by MattD View Post
                          Will morse code be any good?

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                          Happy to help
                          ah thanks, thats a cracking tune.
                          Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. Oscar Wilde

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                            Nabbed this from RAWK, as I thought it was pretty good.

                            To this tune:




                            His armband proved he was a red, Torres Torres
                            'You'll Never Walk Alone' it said, Torres Torres
                            We bought the lad from sunny Spain, he gets ball, he scores again
                            Fernando Torres, Liverpool's number 9

                            quite catchy actually.
                            Bill shankly to Tommy Smith after he'd turned up for training with a bandaged knee:
                            'Take that poof bandage off, and what do you mean YOUR knee, it's LIVERPOOL'S knee !'

                            "Sorry, boss, I should have kept my legs together," said Lawrence. "No, Tommy, your mother should have kept her legs together!," replied Shankly.

                            * After Tommy Lawrence had let in a fluke goal between his legs

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