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    #31
    Nad Tatrou sa blýska hromy divo bijú. Zastavme ich* bratia, ved' sa ony stratia, Slováci ožijú.
    To Slovensko naše posiaľ tvrdo spalo. Ale blesky hromu vzbudzujú ho k tomu, aby sa prebralo.
    Už Slovensko vstáva putá si strháva Hej rodina milá hodina odbila, žije matka Sláva Ešte jedle rastú na krivánskej strane Kto jak Slovák cíti, nech sa šable chytí, a medzi nás stane
    "The definition of insanity is not running into the same wall again and again; it's expecting a different result every time you do it."

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      #32
      oh FFS. :whatever:

      Bloody Slovaks.
      Last edited by loco_law; 11-01-08, 06:45 AM.
      Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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        #33
        With all the skirtl
        He will flirtl

        Dirty Martin Skirtl

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          #34
          Teenage Mutant Martin Skrtel
          Teenage Mutant Martin Skrtel
          Teenage Mutant Martin Skrtel
          Hero in a red shirt
          Skrtel power!

          They're the world's most fearsome football team (We're really hip!)
          They're heroes in red shirts but they're not green (Hey - get a grip!)
          When the evil opposition attacks
          Skrtels boys don't cut no slack!

          Teenage Mutant Martin Skrtel
          Teenage Mutant Martin Skrtel

          "If Gerrard continues to play up front, leaving this lack of creativity and intelligence in Midfield, the season WILL be over by Xmas."

          I still don't think we'll finish in the top 4 this season."

          FatTony 24/08/09

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            #35
            Only problem is that apparently the last syllable is more pronounced so it rhymes better with Rafael then turtle.

            Good song though. I like it.

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              #36
              Originally posted by The Glove View Post
              How do you pronounce it? Skertel or skittle or scuttle?
              Martin


              We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

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                #37
                to the tune of jan molbys rambo :

                skrtel, skrtel, skrtel skrtel skrtel, skrtel skrtel, skrtel skrtel, skrtel, skrtel skrtel ...... and so on

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                  #38
                  To the choon of Michelle My Bell.

                  Martin Skr-tel,
                  He will run and snap the legs of cunts
                  Like Gary Nev-el
                  Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

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                    #39
                    To the tune of that song with "two by two" in it



                    We've Carra and Agger and Martin Skrtel
                    Hoorah Hoorah!
                    They'll never be beaten in heaven nor hell
                    Hoorah Hoorah!

                    An added bit for the ladies:
                    They've all got the balls to play in their smalls
                    Hoorah Hoorah!


                    Ring my Bell

                    We've got Martin Skr-tel-el-el
                    Martin Skrtel!
                    Contrary to popular belief, I have huge genitals.

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                      #40
                      We've got Martin Skrtel
                      Martin Skrtel


                      To the tune of Highway To Hell
                      "Every time i sit around i find i'm shot."


                      La-di-da-di free John Gotti

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by MARTINOZ View Post
                        We've got Martin Skrtel
                        Martin Skrtel


                        To the tune of Highway To Hell
                        That could have some possibilities!!!
                        Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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                          #42
                          Originally posted by The Glove View Post
                          To the choon of Michelle My Bell.

                          Martin Skr-tel,
                          He will run and snap the legs of cunts
                          Like Gary Nev-el
                          Nicely done!
                          It's an instant classic but too hard to sing as a crowd I think
                          Experimental music, Metropolitan foodstuffs, Mexican wrestler art, London suburbia, wry whimsy, fansy pants flim flam lad

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