Skrtel deal done and dusted

[Kopite_Colin]

Song for Skrtel:

(To the tune of Bobby Shaftoe)

Martin Skrtel's come to see-ee
Why we've got a hist-o-r-yy
He gonna win the Champions League* / Premier League* (delete as appropriate)
Good old Martin Skrtel

*KC gets his coat.....

[Morten_nogamst_Pedersen]

He looks man enough.

You don't hide, do you!?
Youre a brave man, Fredo mate!

[Morten_nogamst_Pedersen]

Nobody will buy a replica - he's got a **** name and a **** number

Ok

[Guest]

You don't hide, do you!?
Youre a brave man, Fredo mate!

[Shaggy]

Number 13 is free but maybe some players are too superstitious although it didn't do Danny Murphy any harm - until he got injured, Rafa transferred him away from his favourite team, he started losing his hair and his wife left him...

Danny and Joanna are still together!!!!!