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    Tom Hicks's lie clock...

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
    The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
    "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
    Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

    "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
    she never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
    moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
    life."

    "Where's Tom Hicks's ?" asked the man.

    " Hicks's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
    Those that hid Anne Frank were breaking the law.
    Those that killed her, were following the law.

    #2
    Originally posted by kev776 View Post
    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
    The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
    "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
    Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

    "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
    she never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
    moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
    life."

    "Where's Tom Hicks's ?" asked the man.

    " Hicks's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
    Or may be that should be
    White liquid in a bottle = Milk

    Purslow = C*nt

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      #3
      "When a man insults my country I insult him, by taking his woman" Tony Yeboah

      "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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        #4
        Originally posted by kev776 View Post
        A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
        The Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked,
        "What are all those clocks?"

        St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
        Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

        "Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"

        "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
        she never told a lie."

        "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

        St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
        moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire
        life."

        "Where's Tom Hicks's ?" asked the man.

        " Hicks's clock is in God's office. He's using it as a ceiling fan
        **** OFF HICKS AND GILLETT WE DON'T WANT YOU.

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          #5
          very good
          Fernando Torres

          I dont just love him, I'm IN love with him

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