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    #16
    Originally posted by Jennings View Post
    Ok...I need to set the scene.
    A painter is painting a pub sign for the 'Pig and Whistle'.
    A bloke says "your sign is nice, but the spacing is uneven".
    The painter says "Uneven? What do you mean".
    The bloke says "The spaces between Pig and And and And and Whistle are not the same".

    Yay! Do I win £5?
    blue peter badge for the clever ****er
    "Sky and Setanta have the right to choose their games and it will be the same for everyone. So Mr Ferguson will not be complaining about fixtures and a campaign against United.

    "Or there is another option. That Mr Ferguson organises the fixtures in his office and sends it to us and everyone will know and cannot complain. That is simple."

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      #17
      Originally posted by pjc1 View Post
      Apparently him and his family from reliable source!

      Strange as not been reported anywhere.

      Bit concerned he's not gonna get the abuse he deserves!
      Looks like a 'warm welcome' is already being planned - info seems to be coming from rattle

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        #18
        Originally posted by MattB View Post
        Looks like a 'warm welcome' is already being planned - info seems to be coming from rattle
        Razzle?
        Reece, get off my wife.:whatever:

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          #19
          Originally posted by Jennings View Post
          Ok...I need to set the scene.
          A painter is painting a pub sign for the 'Pig and Whistle'.
          A bloke says "your sign is nice, but the spacing is uneven".
          The painter says "Uneven? What do you mean".
          The bloke says "The spaces between Pig and And and And and Whistle are not the same".

          Yay! Do I win £5?
          I remeber Johnny Ball telling that one on one of his babbling scientific shows about 25 years ago!
          Oh triffic......so while you're up the road jollying it up, it's touch your toes time for Rodney

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            #20
            Originally posted by Jennings View Post
            Ok...I need to set the scene.
            A painter is painting a pub sign for the 'Pig and Whistle'.
            A bloke says "your sign is nice, but the spacing is uneven".
            The painter says "Uneven? What do you mean".
            The bloke says "The spaces between Pig ,And and Whistle are not the same". - Surely????

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              #21
              Originally posted by Manofthebog View Post
              Razzle?
              One track mind?

              Rattle = ROATL

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                #22
                Originally posted by ShaggyAlonso View Post
                And that's 'prat', you, er, idiot!
                ****ing quality

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by maxwellbaxter View Post
                  I remeber Johnny Ball telling that one on one of his babbling scientific shows about 25 years ago!
                  I met Johnny Ball once. This is a true story. Remember he had a catch phrase which went "Don't just think it. Do it!!"

                  He was on a bridge sightseeing in Chester. I said "Thinking of jumping Johnny? Dont just think it. Do it!!" and I mimicked his high pitched voice.

                  He didn't find it all that funny, but his associate (agent or something) was pissing himself!

                  Johnny Ball is a legend.
                  "Sir, it's me sir. Jennings sir."

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Jennings View Post
                    I met Johnny Ball once. This is a true story. Remember he had a catch phrase which went "Don't just think it. Do it!!"

                    He was on a bridge sightseeing in Chester. I said "Thinking of jumping Johnny? Dont just think it. Do it!!" and I mimicked his high pitched voice.

                    He didn't find it all that funny, but his associate (agent or something) was pissing himself!

                    Johnny Ball is a legend.


                    His daughter isn't a legend though. Wasn't the bitch a red before defecting and suddenly becoming a scum supporter in the 90s?
                    "Its not about the long ball or the short ball, its about the right ball." Bob Paisley

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                      #25
                      i 4 1 WIL NOT BLEVE THIS NTIL REDLADYBOY POSTS IT FRM MLWUD !!!
                      At a football club there's a holy trinity- the players the manager and the supporters, Directors dont come into it, they are only there to sign the cheques " - Bill Shankly

                      If only

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by looprevil View Post


                        His daughter isn't a legend though. Wasn't the bitch a red before defecting and suddenly becoming a scum supporter in the 90s?

                        Yeah, in an interview she admitted she jumped ship when we "went through a **** patch, went down to about 8th" or something like that. Disgusted me and have to admit I couldn't watch her on tv or listen to her on the radio after that.

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by homer1 View Post
                          i 4 1 WIL NOT BLEVE THIS NTIL REDLADYBOY POSTS IT FRM MLWUD !!!
                          Thanks very much for being ‘This Mornings’ Farmer’

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by Icon View Post
                            Originally Posted by Jennings
                            Ok...I need to set the scene.
                            A painter is painting a pub sign for the 'Pig and Whistle'.
                            A bloke says "your sign is nice, but the spacing is uneven".
                            The painter says "Uneven? What do you mean".
                            The bloke says "The spaces between Pig ,And and Whistle are not the same". - Surely????
                            Nice one for ruining that, ****!!

                            You'll Never Walk Alone

                            Awoooga!!!!!!!!

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by Icon View Post
                              "The spaces between Pig ,And and Whistle are not the same". - Surely????
                              Nope. That would imply that the space between Pig and Whistle should be the same as the spaces between the word 'and' and the words Pig and Whistle, which isn't the case.
                              Trey Nyoni: countdown to stardom- 2 years 1year 0.5 years

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by MattB View Post
                                One track mind?

                                Rattle = ROATL
                                No offence but that site is just about reliable as Koptalk

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