Liverpool vs Middlesborough Match Thread

[Joe King]

Damn, am I gay?

Whats gay about liking a ginge?


I see your point. You might be gay.

[Gazmo1]

Have you ever had a man's sausage up your swiss?

LOL! Nope.

[bigfooty]

Lucas tackles his countrymen Alves to welcome him to the game.

Boro free-kick, they load up the box, chance to break. Kuyt finds Gerrard with a great ball but Torres loses it, hits the defender and it's cleared.

Boro counter-attack, opens up for Downing on his right foot and he slices it wide.

20 minutes to go.

[Radar]

I'm still watching the stream for the CL Final in Istanbul - it's 2 and half years behind.

3-0 down at HT. Not sure if I'll bother waiting for the 2nd half. The car needs washing

Bet ya $50 Smicer scores a goal

[Radar]

Boro counter-attack, opens up for Downing on his right foot and he slices it wide.

20 minutes to go.

Your doing him a favor there it went for a throw in

[Gazmo1]

Whats gay about liking a ginge?


I see your point. You might be gay.

Ginger girls aren't that popular!

Going down on a ginger bird tastes like a 9 volt battery. Do you remember putting you tongue across one when you were a kid? Now think about the first time you went down on a ginger bird.

[bigfooty]

Finnan into Kuyt, who is being fouled, he holds up the ball and it bounces towards the corner flag, he trys for a corner but not given.

[bigfooty]

Kuyt off, Riise on.

Good effort from Kuyt but no real threat on goal from him today.

[Red_Polo]

According to the Sultana sports comms, Boro haven't scored more than 2 in a league game all season.

Can we stop talking about cunnilingus and get back onto the match please?!

[bigfooty]

Riise gone LM, Yossi RM.

Torres blatantly fouled by Pogatetz, not given.

[Gazmo1]

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Can we stop talking about cunnilingus and get back onto the match please?!

Technically that is cuntery.

[Joe King]

Can we stop talking about cunnilingus and get back onto the match please?!

OK. If we have to.

[Radar]

cunnilingus

Isn't that an Irish airline

[EST_1892]

According to the Sultana sports

Do they also do Currant affairs?

[dom9]

Technically that is cunt-eatery.