The 'where are they now?' files

[Chazza]

James Appell @jamesappell
Florent Sinama-Pongolle looks like he's having a whale of a time at new club FC Rostov. The *******. pic.twitter.com/41ArCP7o

[Shaggy]

Haha

[Fredo]

He's still 28

[Neil Young]

It reads like he's been 28 for more than a year.

But it's just a second language thing.

[Frenchie]

The one on his lap looks dead inside...

[Frenchie]

the one in lime green is the spit of my ex wife no 2

[Chazza]

The one on his lap looks dead inside...

It's cos she is an elaborate hand puppet.

[Lee]

What happened to that young Middlesborough forward that we were linked with a couple of years ago?

Think his name was Nathan? I'm sure it was on TV that we approached him when he was 15 and I think Boro were considering reporting us for tapping him up.

What was his name ffs?

[Reece]

Do you definitely mean 'Boro, and not Nathan Redmond of Birmingham?

[Lee]

I knew someone would mention Redmond.

It's not Redmond. It was a young white lad who definitely played (or still plays) for Boro.

[Reece]

Nathan Porritt?

[Lee]

Nathan Porritt.

That 15-year-old is now 23.

Currently playing for Celtic Nation.

[Reece]

Celtic Nation huh? Looks like we missed out big time there

[Lee]

Sack Parry etc.

[PTP]

Nope - that's why he's gone to Uni to study media and doing low level punditry.

he's ok