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    Torres = 8th fastest in Prem - woohoo!!




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    #2
    I think that only includes people who wear Nike boots...

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      #3
      those stats are bollocks.

      There is no way on earth you can run faster with the ball than without, which is what it says Torres can (Owen too)

      where is Ronaldo also...he is the fastest by a long shot.

      Aaron Lennon is also missing, he would easily be one of the quickest in the league.
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        #4
        Kenwyn Jones, Adebayor, Afonso Alves are quicker? bull****. The stats are taken during games, when and why would Torres sprint full whack?

        Anyway he's the fastest when sprinting with the ball.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Parr_Zee View Post
          I think that only includes people who wear Nike boots...
          Yup. Anyhow, more importantly he's the fastest "with the ball" out of all the Nike wearing footballers.
          Forwards.......

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            #6
            Actually, doesn't Owen wear Umbro? And he's in there.
            Forwards.......

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              #7
              Originally posted by DannyMan2006 View Post
              Yup. Anyhow, more importantly he's the fastest "with the ball" out of all the Nike wearing footballers.
              they dont have Ronaldo's stats on there.

              He would be the fastest
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              "looking through your posts since 2007 and what you have consistently written about my football team I have come to the conclusion that if you had 1 more brain cell you would be a plant .. your father was a hamster and your mother smells of elder berries, I fart in your general direction ..." Nicey

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                #8
                OK people before you get angry these stats are done by Opta and used by Nike on their website. They measure the speed of players over each game week. They simply measure who was the quickest getting to the ball and who was the quickest with the ball at their feet during each gameweek. The leaderboard changes every week. Last week Ronaldo was number 1, Torres was number 3. They have not actually gathered these players and measured their speeds in a lab experiment. Hence the reason why their are non-nike wearing players in the list.
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                  #9
                  Walcott is fcuking lightning!
                  I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

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                    #10
                    Didnt think Bentley was that quick.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by simey85 View Post
                      Walcott is fcuking lightning!
                      Is it right he'll be out for a couple of weeks with a singed knob?
                      Screaming from beneath the waves...

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                        #12
                        But he's THE fastest player with the ball at his feet

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by saj View Post
                          OK people before you get angry these stats are done by Opta and used by Nike on their website. They measure the speed of players over each game week. They simply measure who was the quickest getting to the ball and who was the quickest with the ball at their feet during each gameweek. The leaderboard changes every week. Last week Ronaldo was number 1, Torres was number 3. They have not actually gathered these players and measured their speeds in a lab experiment. Hence the reason why their are non-nike wearing players in the list.
                          you know stuff

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by MattD View Post
                            Didnt think Bentley was that quick.
                            He's not
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by saj View Post
                              OK people before you get angry these stats are done by Opta and used by Nike on their website. They measure the speed of players over each game week. They simply measure who was the quickest getting to the ball and who was the quickest with the ball at their feet during each gameweek. The leaderboard changes every week. Last week Ronaldo was number 1, Torres was number 3. They have not actually gathered these players and measured their speeds in a lab experiment. Hence the reason why their are non-nike wearing players in the list.
                              Stop being logical, please. It's far more entertaining reading explanations whereby Torres and Owen run faster when they have to keep a ball under control, Bentley is quicker than he is, etc.
                              .
                              Suppose you have a physicist and a sociologist standing at the side of a field, observing a set of events unfolding on the field. The physicist does [describes] it using the terminology of mass and velocity and frequency of radiation and the rest. And the sociologist does it by describing it as a rugby match.



                              May the Lord bless this post.

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