Petition for Torres to get a haircut

[Roboklopp]

Did really bug me at 1st, but looks a bit better now it's grown out properly.

I think someone should photoshop up the whole team with long hair just to annoy Jim.

[Ste1986]

his hair is why he is turning us all gay

Nah leave him as he is bloody haircut petitions , whats your hair like

[Ballykissdevil]

He can cut it at the end of the season. He should not change a thing about himself since he arrived. It might jinx him.

[Fowler_God]

He looks well fit with his hair like that! I wouldnt knock him back

[The Erectile Banana]

The fact that we have a thread discussing his hair is further proof that Torres has turned a sizeable section of Liverpool fans gay.

[redmacca]

Little bit drastic.

not drastic at all! very justified i reckon! DEATH TO HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED

[Ballykissdevil]

The fact that we have a thread discussing his hair is further proof that Torres has turned a sizeable section of Liverpool fans gay.

And also got a few of the girlies hot under the collar. That, sir, be exclusionary!!!

TBH tho, he aint the best looking. That be ArbyLower

[Roboklopp]

And also got a few of the girlies hot under the collar. That, sir, be exclusionary!!!

TBH tho, he aint the best looking. That be ArbyLower

Pepe is the biggest hit with my missus now Lil Luis has gone.

That being said, she has odd tastes in men.

[Fowler_God]

Pepe is the biggest hit with my missus now Lil Luis has gone.

That being said, she has odd tastes in men.

Yeah she must do, i mean ****ing Robocop!?

[Ballykissdevil]

Pepe is the biggest hit with my missus now Lil Luis has gone.

That being said, she has odd tastes in men.

I suppose he has that Bruce Willis appeal that some people get off on. He’s a bit Jason Statham though, aint he? I will confess, there was a tiny, shallow bit of me that was gutted when Lil Luis left regardless of how much he frustrated me but I washed my brain out with soap and water and remembered the days when they all had mullets and muzzies! Its just, us women have been spoiled these days! The only mullet left is Big Sami!

[Tatterdemalion]

I get fed up of seeing so many blokes sporting the psychiatric prison inmate look.

[red g]

maybe its his flowing locks that defenders admire, by the time they have chance to say 'nice hair' he has gone past them

[lawrie]

He's very superstitious apparently. He said in an interview that he tries to change nothing if things are going well on the pitch. I dont think he'll cut it until he stops scoring

[slimbimjim]

This thread was inspired by my wife too. She saw some footage of when he had short hair.

[NICKZS]

I think this has to go out the window now.