Gordon Strachan

[Nicey]

What a cantankerous little scrappy ******* he is.

[Joe King]

He has always got on my nerves.

Although when they beat the Mancs last season, I didn't mind him as much.

[Woobus]

Lol what did he say? He still is the manager with the funniest comments to reporters.

Strachan's finest interview moments:

Reporter: Welcome to Southampton Football Club. Do you think you are the right man to turn things around?
Strachan: No! I was asked if I thought I was the right man for the job and I said, "no, I think they should have got George Graham because I'm useless!"

Reporter: Is that your best start to a season?
Strachan: Well I've still got a job so it's far better than the
Coventry one, that's for sure.

Reporter: Are you getting where you want to be with this team?
Strachan: We're not doing bad. What do you expect us to be like? We were eighth in the league last year, in the cup final and we got into Europe. I don't know where you expect me to get to. Do you expect us to win the Champions League?

Reporter: Gordon, you must be delighted with that result?
Strachan: You're spot on! You can read me like a book.

Reporter: Gordon, Austin Delgado?
Strachan: I've got more important things to think about. I've got a yogurt to finish by today, the expiry date is today. That can be my priority rather than Austin Delgado.

Reporter: This might sound like a daft question, but you'll be happy to get your first win under your belt, won't you?
Strachan: You're right. It is a daft question. I'm not even going to bother answering that one. It is a daft question, you're spot on there.

Reporter: Bang, there goes your unbeaten run. Can you take it?
Strachan: No, I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump of a bridge. Umm, I think I can take it, yeah.

Reporter: There's no negative vibes or negative feelings here?
Strachan: Apart from yourself, we're all quite positive round here. I'm going to whack you over the head with a big stick, down negative man, down.

Reporter: where will Marion Pahars fit into the team line-up?
Strachan: Not telling you! It's a secret.

Reporter: You don't take losing lightly, do you Gordon?
Strachan: I don't take stupid comments lightly either.

[Nicey]

Hes a Gaz little ****er ... would hate to work for him .. drive you mad

[anfieldanfield]

I like him.

[Lee]

I think he's ****in' brilliant

[Nicey]

I cant stand the cunt .. facto defecto you two are both cunts too

[Imy]

I cant stand the cunt .. facto defecto you two are both cunts too

[Darth Marty]

I like the wee fella too, he says it as he sees it and I think hes ****ing funny!

[-V-]

I still remember-

"So Gordon in which areas do you think middlesborough were better than you today?"

Gordon- "Erm, mostly on that big green bit out there"

[El Diego]

I like him seems a funny funny ****er

[hicksmat]

I forget which team he was managing at the time, possibly Coventry in the Prem, Sky asked him for a "quick word" to which he replied "velocity"

so I'm saying he is quick witted, but still a manc tw*t

M

[spider-neil]

Reporter: Gordon, a qiuck word?
Strachan: Velocity.

[hicksmat]

great minds think alike, either that or we have some telekinetic ability

[BFG]

He was right in what he was saying post game last night though. The goal was conceded due to an individual error, it doesn't mean the whole zonal system was to blame. Souness was talking out of his arse.