Been around a few times but still amusing

[Van Halen]

ARSENAL F.C.

END OF SEASON DINNER DANCE



Starter
Egg on Face

Seasoned Hash

Frogs legs (past their best)

Spanish Surprise (well beaten)





Main course
Humble Pie

Chump Chops

French (has) Beans

Manager's Beef (not rare)

Catch of the Day - big lemon Sol (gutted)

NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown.





Dessert
Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow)

Fruitless Tarts

Raspberry Fools

Hard Cheese





Drinks
Bitter

Little Spirit

French Whine

Cabernet Empty 2008

Champagne - sorry none ordered

STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES



NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year.





Guest speakers:

Mr Rafael Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup"

[ELNINO 9]

excellent

[Joe King]

[Assassin]

I heard that Arsenal were going to be sponsored by Viagra next season……….because they haven’t managed a semi all season